Love: Today, I went to see the cast list for the new musical I'm in....

By Indoraptor - 14/11/2009 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to see the cast list for the new musical I'm in. I didn't get the part I wanted, and instead I got the part of one of the suitors. Interestingly, they made me the suitor to my ex. And the guy she leaves me for at the end of the musical is the guy she left me for in real life. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2013 18:03 - United States

Today, my school's theatre decided to produce Les Misérables. I got the part of Éponine. My boyfriend, being a talented performer, could have gotten any part he wanted. However, he only wanted to play the soldier responsible for killing Éponine. FML

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By Voice29 - 26/03/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

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Method acting

By irishbitch - 15/11/2009 07:51

Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML

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By Juliet - 10/03/2011 12:36

Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML

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By InsideActress - 05/04/2009 19:11 - Canada

Today, the director of the play I'm in decided to explain why we got the parts we did. He said he tried matching our characters to who we actually are. I play a whore who's a transvestite. FML

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Casting call out

By Kat - 17/09/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I was trying out for a play I really wanted to be in. After my audition, I was feeling really good. She said she would post the cast list tomorrow. Not knowing where she would post it, I asked her. Her reply? "It doesn't matter. You won't be on it anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2015 16:34 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML

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By embarrassed - 18/11/2010 02:31

Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2015 14:45 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2010 04:57 - France

Today, I had the rehearsal for two of my friends' wedding. My ex-husband is also in the wedding, and I just found out we have to walk down the aisle together 'for height reasons'. FML

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greenltrn2003 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 16:13

story of your life huh?

ItsnotfairBW 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 16:05

Awh. thats unlucky.

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MarcS81 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 16:51

seriously - I'm sorry for you

TedFreakingBundy 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 16:51

that's actually kind of cool.

xCrackerx 3

Saturday 14 November 2009 17:17

I am truley sorry for your lots.

Peroxide 3

Saturday 14 November 2009 17:51

lmao mercy Tis an important lesson in life. If first you don't succeed, try again. If second you don't succeed, go down in a ball of fire taking every muthf***er c*nt in sight.

DefyingGravity 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 18:02

Ha, play within a play.

sjp092 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 18:03

Holy shit dude. I feel bad for you...

woofis 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 18:04

The first it's her that wants to break up. The second time it's fate and it's time to move on. That sucks

strawberryswirl 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 18:10

Who cares? It's theatre. Be glad you got a part at all.

mikaela12345 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 18:37

I feel like you deserved it cause you wanting to be in a musical is pretty homosexual... You gay! Secondly, only two things come from Texas...steers and queers. Girls don't like guys who like to be in musicals. Well, only as shopping buddys. Know what I'm saying?