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By lisa321 - 02/04/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 14:00

Today, I had to admit that my coffee addiction is really bad when I woke up in a Starbucks with no memory of how I got there. FML

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By koletatlow19 - 05/03/2010 05:23 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML

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By timmyb - 02/03/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I walked into Starbucks for a job application. I asked the manager if they were hiring, as I really need a job. He looked me up and down and replied, "NO!" There was a 'Now hiring' sign in the window. FML

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By Coffee - 06/08/2018 16:30

Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML

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By NeedTea - 21/12/2018 06:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at Starbucks to get tea before work and was surprised that there wasn't a line. As I was leaving, the automatic door closed, knocking my tea out of my hand. I headed back in, only to discover a huge line had formed and they made me pay for the replacement that their door spilled. FML

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By I hate my job - 08/06/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 12:07 - Sweden

Today, I was late for work and got chewed out by my boss. To console myself I decided to drink a cup of coffee and a cup of tea. My work provides this for free. When I did, my boss told me that in fact it wasn't, nor has it ever been, free; all this time I've been stealing other people's coffee. FML

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Cool beans

By oopsiecoffee - 09/04/2009 06:40 - Canada

Today, I went into a small coffee shop. In line, a guy came up to me and was like, "I haven't seen you here before, are you new in town?" and I replied with, "Oh, no I've lived here for years. The coffee here is crap, though, so I only come here when Starbucks is full." He's the owner of the shop. FML

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By Neanderthals walk among us - 04/08/2013 19:09 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML

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Fight or flight

By Jeffery89000 - 14/09/2024 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to my favorite coffee shop, ordered my usual, smiled at the barista I have a crush on, and confidently said, "You too!" when they told me to enjoy my drink. I have to find a new coffee shop. FML

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sleepless15_p 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 9:50

You are an asshole. Why would you be so rude to the employees anyways?

Stupidpeople 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 9:55

If i'd of been working in the shop i'd of refused to serve you after being so rude.....or added a little something special when making the drink!! hehe!!

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ohhhhshizzz 0

Monday 15 June 2009 20:20

Dude, I hate you. Like honestly, you bitch about not having some high priced coffe that you could make at your own damn house for less the time and cheaper the price. Or go to a local Cafe? Dude you are a bitch to no end. I hope they band you from Starbucks, or gave you coffee with **** in it. So **** you, bitch.

Shyman4ever 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 12:47

How does starbucks run out of coffee. You shouldv realized at the first second that was an april fools joke

cabernet 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 8:51

You started out your spiel with "today" except it's not even April. I call fake.

JakobKain 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:40

Is this the first FML you've ever read? All FMLs are required to start with "today."

Nesyaj0 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:47

The OP's date says 4/01, what the hell are you reading?

gypsyjeep 0

Monday 17 August 2009 8:11

Dude, I work at starbucks. Like, Seriously? Your a Jerk. HARDXCORE. Do you have ANY effing clue how busy we get in the mornings before "work"? How much coffee we go through? Even though it was a joke, like, bud. Your an asshole. Also, I don't think they'd be playing a joke on you because we get in so much trouble or anything like that. Like, seriously, next time, were actually outta coffee. GO TO TIMS. If your going to be a b*tch, go somewhere else, we don't need your 2.19. Thanks.

person1000003 0

Friday 21 August 2009 4:49

dumbass

CynicComedian 2

Friday 11 September 2009 5:11

The world just revolves around you, huh? Those sons of bitches didn't anticipate your visit to their store...sorry, YOUR store. You're a self-centered POS; get over yourself.