By lisa321 - 02/04/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML
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sleepless15_p 0

You are an asshole. Why would you be so rude to the employees anyways?

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Stupidpeople 0

If i'd of been working in the shop i'd of refused to serve you after being so rude.....or added a little something special when making the drink!! hehe!!

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yesbutnotyou 0

you're a douchebag, and you're probably addicted to coffee.

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jetpac 0

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare that's all I have to say

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N0Luck 0

So how did the spit taste in your coffee?

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Dimaranien 1

THEY DO THAT EVERY YEAR, HELLO! they do that shit all the time, its their April Fools thing. Its how they roll. If you had been to a starbucks on any other given April Fools day, then you would have known that. Way to put the "fool' in April Fools.

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tdawgheath 0

First, you really thought Starbucks would run out of coffee? Second, if they had, you're going to start yelling at them like a prick? Third, go **** yourself, asshole.

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Allord 0

My penis is enormous. Also, you're a dumbass.

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christopherlove 0

I hope you were banned, you prick.

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at0micmin3r 23

YDI. If they really had no coffee, go somewhere else!

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skullfuckery 0

An emergency on your part does not constitute an emergency on everyone elses. Even if they did have no coffee, you had no right to be a ********.

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