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By lisa321 - 02/04/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 14:00

Today, I had to admit that my coffee addiction is really bad when I woke up in a Starbucks with no memory of how I got there. FML

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By koletatlow19 - 05/03/2010 05:23 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML

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No coffee for you

By timmyb - 02/03/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I walked into Starbucks for a job application. I asked the manager if they were hiring, as I really need a job. He looked me up and down and replied, "NO!" There was a 'Now hiring' sign in the window. FML

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By Coffee - 06/08/2018 16:30

Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML

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In through the out door

By NeedTea - 21/12/2018 06:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at Starbucks to get tea before work and was surprised that there wasn't a line. As I was leaving, the automatic door closed, knocking my tea out of my hand. I headed back in, only to discover a huge line had formed and they made me pay for the replacement that their door spilled. FML

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By I hate my job - 08/06/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML

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Whoops

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 12:07 - Sweden

Today, I was late for work and got chewed out by my boss. To console myself I decided to drink a cup of coffee and a cup of tea. My work provides this for free. When I did, my boss told me that in fact it wasn't, nor has it ever been, free; all this time I've been stealing other people's coffee. FML

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Cool beans

By oopsiecoffee - 09/04/2009 06:40 - Canada

Today, I went into a small coffee shop. In line, a guy came up to me and was like, "I haven't seen you here before, are you new in town?" and I replied with, "Oh, no I've lived here for years. The coffee here is crap, though, so I only come here when Starbucks is full." He's the owner of the shop. FML

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By Neanderthals walk among us - 04/08/2013 19:09 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML

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Fight or flight

By Jeffery89000 - 14/09/2024 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to my favorite coffee shop, ordered my usual, smiled at the barista I have a crush on, and confidently said, "You too!" when they told me to enjoy my drink. I have to find a new coffee shop. FML

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sleepless15_p 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 9:50

You are an asshole. Why would you be so rude to the employees anyways?

Stupidpeople 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 9:55

If i'd of been working in the shop i'd of refused to serve you after being so rude.....or added a little something special when making the drink!! hehe!!

Comments

elizacandle 29

Tuesday 23 July 2013 6:48

they should know better than to **** with a caffeine junkie.

nbandofbrothers 10

Thursday 1 August 2013 7:34

You have to be retarded to think a Starbucks can run out of coffee. That's what they mainly sell!

Kamon97 23

Saturday 11 January 2014 17:32

You're a spoiled **** OP >.>

Sir_Swaggington 6

Saturday 18 January 2014 4:23

People like you suck ass. If they really were out of coffee, do you actually think it would be the baristas fault?

abbey728 16

Sunday 19 January 2014 5:25

You have two ears and one mouth. Listen twice as much as you speak.

hynriech_lord 8

Friday 31 January 2014 5:20

You deserve it so very much and I sincerely hope they banned you from their store.

ninja_darkstar 6

Friday 21 February 2014 20:17

Way to be a huge douche canoe

cwl727 32

Tuesday 18 March 2014 18:14

You are just plain rude. I would have asked you to leave and not ever come back.

8313girl 28

Sunday 30 March 2014 21:29

I always wonder about people like OP who do rude or stupid, idiotic things to other people and then put it on here. Like they think they'll find anyone that'll be on their side and find it funny. Highly unlikely. Oh, and OP, since you NEED coffee everyday, there's always Folgers. You better learn how to make it yourself.