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By anon - 27/12/2013 07:28 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML

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By Karmas3itch - 12/05/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

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By Jules - 06/07/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2011 08:32 - Australia

Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2013 17:20 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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By YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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By callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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Nature finds a way

By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 22:20 - Canada

Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML

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Dom_Olivares 12

Friday 27 December 2013 16:21

Sounds like a scene from a scary movie!

perdix 29

Friday 27 December 2013 16:25

At least your shower is ... *lowers sunglasses* anty-septic.

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thaliah 15

Friday 27 December 2013 23:23

that makes my skin crawl.

aJaguarinRed 9

Saturday 28 December 2013 0:16

Here's my question: Did you turn on the shower from the outside like normal people or do you go Hollywood style and turn the water on while standing under the faucet? This really can effect the degree of terror and trauma experienced.

BFons 19

Saturday 28 December 2013 1:08

Ohh no! It's like an episode of the X-Files.

emxy92 22

Saturday 28 December 2013 1:22

That's nightmare material!

UsernameTaken14 18

Saturday 28 December 2013 2:04

Burn the house down.

Blink_me26 21

Saturday 28 December 2013 2:47

And here is the most horrifying FML I have ever read.

REALAfroninga 11

Saturday 28 December 2013 3:17

Sounds like a horror movie!!! Hope you're not scared for life OP!

flufee2 27

Saturday 28 December 2013 3:39

At least they weren't spiders!!

ccdude14 4

Saturday 28 December 2013 3:57

I feel itchy now. Sorry op. fml

mageepaigeee44 15

Saturday 28 December 2013 4:58

I don't really understand how this even happens.

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