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By anon - 27/12/2013 07:28 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML

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By Karmas3itch - 12/05/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

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By Jules - 06/07/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2011 08:32 - Australia

Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2013 17:20 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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By YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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By callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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Nature finds a way

By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 22:20 - Canada

Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML

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Dom_Olivares 12

Friday 27 December 2013 16:21

Sounds like a scene from a scary movie!

perdix 29

Friday 27 December 2013 16:25

At least your shower is ... *lowers sunglasses* anty-septic.

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notevenonce 5

Saturday 28 December 2013 18:59

My house is infested with ants and I have had the exact same thing happen. Turned on the bath and BAM a TON of ants piled out. Disgusting. It hasn't happened again, thankfully. I had been out of town before that though.

tvwrestler98 14

Saturday 28 December 2013 19:25

first reaction: now for some warm water *turns on faucet* NOPE! NOPE!

happyfingers 15

Saturday 28 December 2013 23:11

The hell? How? D:

Curlytwirly22 17

Saturday 28 December 2013 23:36

Im sorry OP your life sucks that's like my worst fear !!!!!

Devul143 12

Sunday 29 December 2013 0:11

Ack! 0_0

HonestAbe500 7

Sunday 29 December 2013 3:27

ow that sucks. why not try and wash them off with a warm shower?

RavesAndWrists 8

Sunday 29 December 2013 7:05

That really sucks op, you should've called a pumber

Carrieexo 4

Sunday 29 December 2013 7:20

How does thay even happen..?

Acacia21 23

Sunday 29 December 2013 8:13

If this happened to me I'd crash out of the bathroom screaming and pass out in the hallway... Naked...

Neighborhoods 8

Sunday 29 December 2013 8:25

ant what did you do next?

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