Holidays: Today, I went to the airport for my two week trip to explore...

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I went to the airport for my two week trip to explore Europe. My ticket was denied and the workers turned me away. When I asked why, they told me to check the date. My ticket was for June 22nd, not July. FML

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By Ditzyfitzy - 09/01/2019 14:00

Today, after spending 2 years saving for my flights, I was denied boarding due to issues with my passport. I heading straight to the embassy only to be told a replacement will take 8 days. The airline will only hold my place for 7. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2017 01:00 - Spain - Las Palmas

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML

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By Palf - 30/08/2010 11:40 - Germany

Today, I realised that my flight back from Berlin was actually booked for the 29th of September instead of August. FML

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By Jackal - 20/08/2019 12:00 - United States - Trumbull

Today, I found out the time I'd requested off for a trip in 2 months, that my boss said that I could go on, wasn't fully processed, just in case he decided I couldn't go. He told me the second part after I'd bought no refund tickets for shows for both me and my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2016 23:22

Today, after months of planning and saving for our honeymoon in Italy, my wife and I were turned away at the airport because my passport only has a month until it expires, even though it's only a five-day trip. FML

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By anonymous - 18/03/2011 07:35

Today, I went to the airport to start the amazing 3 week vacation in Costa Rica that I've been saving for and planning for more than a year. They wouldn't let me on the plane because my passport expires in less than 6 months. FML

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By theleague - 09/10/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, when I arrived at the airport for my international flight there was no record of my ticket in the system. Turns out the flight was yesterday. FML

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Requirements

By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 06:02

Today, I wasn't allowed to fly. Again. Yesterday my flight was overbooked. Today I didn't have the yellow fever vaccine. Not once was this requirement mentioned. Nobody would believe me. Luckily, it turned out that this requirement did not apply to me. They realised this after the plane left. FML

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The devil is in the details

By Anonymous - 16/10/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, after cancelling work, arguing with my family, scrambling to pack my bags, speeding to the airport and filling in immigration forms to fly out to have a much needed holiday, I wasn't allowed to check in. My passport has less than 6 months away from expiration on it. Yes, that's a thing, apparently. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2023 06:00

Today, I was waiting at the airport for a flight when I looked down and realised that I had booked the wrong date. Frantically, I tried to rebook the flight, but it was completely sold out. Now, I'm stuck in the airport for the next 24 hours with nothing to do. FML

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deadpoetic333 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 23:06

Are you really that stupid? I call fake, how do you **** that up? Either you're extremely rich and a trip to Europe isn't that big of a deal, or you have serious problems.

Cramps_fml 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 23:31

Congratulations on being a complete idiot, OP. You managed to drop the ball so completely that you probably should never have kids. You'll end up forgetting they're in the backseat while you're shopping at Wal-Mart and come back to some fried retards.

Comments

cocky 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:11

you're ******* retarded. it's people like you that would be at the top of my list if murder was legal. you don't deserve oxygen, idiot.

FarSide 22

Thursday 23 July 2009 6:19

Dayum. I mean, I am insulting... but murder is a little harsh. Maybe just stick them in a middle seat?

poopsicle22 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:55

#43 she's actually probably helping to decrease the price of plane tickets, so i wouldn't suggest killing her

Kitola 2

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:31

...Seriously? If it had been me, I would've been checking the ticket every-*******-day to make sure I knew the date correctly.

FarSide 22

Thursday 23 July 2009 6:25

You have an OCD issue.

superklutz711 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:44

I call BS and YDI. If you are going for 14 days and leaving on the 22nd your return ticket would fall in the next month (leaving in June, coming back in July or leaving in July, coming back in August). Therefore you the return months wouldn't be close enough to be confused. So this was complete BS.

FarSide 22

Thursday 23 July 2009 6:28

Actually, your explanation is more confusing and is therefore BS. Go back to toking retard.

wink568 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 17:48

No it's not confusing. If the OP looked at his return ticket, and noticed it was dated July 5th, wouldn't he think it was a little weird that he was returning a whole two and half weeks before he even left?

boredboisereside_fml 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:20

Ha ha. Fag.

yaktazuki 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:26

Seriously, WTF is wrong with you. Are you a retard OP?

jaybrown 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:46

RETARD!!!!!

Giselle468 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 6:17

Are you like five years old?

zee209 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:52

I call BS. No one is that stupid...Especially if they need to request off work, tell their friends/family they're going, etc.

dRose22 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:54

dumb bitch

AdamGD 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 4:49

Hahahahaha!!!!!! Hilarious. I can see how you mixed it up. My friends used to forget my birthday was today, JULY 22nd, and think it was JUNE 22nd. Easy mistake.