Intimacy: Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking...

By Claire - 29/09/2010 05:59 - Australia

Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my downstairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said, "Is there a squirrel in your pants?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 14:33 - United States

Today, after going to the beach with my guy friend, I thought I looked pretty good in front of him in a bikini. Later he whispered in my ear, "You have a lot of hairs sticking out of your bottom." FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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Charming

By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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By JK - 01/02/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By combo - 28/02/2010 09:12 - France

Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML

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Life's a beach

By Brittanyy_leigh - 17/12/2009 07:57 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2013 17:20 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML

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Behave!

By Anonymous - 06/08/2018 00:00 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML

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Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 29 September 2010 12:29

Well, you knew how revealing your swimsuit would be, therefore if you could see more hair than you wanted to be seen, you should have dealt with it. Though if he gets freaked out by something natural, you might want to reconsider his maturity levels. Unless he was just joking.

billywhyte 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 12:15

BAHAHA! wait....was there really a squirrel?

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HomeAl0ne 20

Wednesday 29 September 2010 23:53

If, in spite of his insensitivity, you decide to let him get into your pants, may I suggest getting your pubic hair trimmed into the outline of a squirrel? Alternatively, tuck two or three nuts inside your knickers and when they fall out as you take them off exclaim "dammit, how many times do I have to tell him....!".

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 30 September 2010 2:04

FTW!!!

D13g0 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 1:36

i bet that squirrel bites and if u get it excited it it starts to drip from the mouth... lol damn im sick :-)

mikey0505 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 1:39

you could have atleqst got it braided

Shaggy_92 5

Friday 1 October 2010 3:25

lol corn rolled pussy

Shaggy_92 5

Thursday 30 September 2010 2:44

lmfao that's somthin I'd say! shave that shit

wwerulez14 6

Thursday 30 September 2010 2:52

LOL! XD sorry but that's hilarious!

Lozinger 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 3:35

It's funny to see all the thumbs down on the 'Shave that sh*it' posts. Obviously there are some very lazy, self-righteous ladies on FML. But seriously, if you are going to wear a bikini at LEAST trim, no one wants to see that, it's gross! YDI OP!

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 7:04

Learn to read. She was wearing a bikini, and no hair was visible until she laid down. In other words, the hair she didn't shave wasn't coming out of the bikini in a more visible location. It's the hair around her labia/vaginal area. ...Which the douche was staring at and making childish comments about. There's far too many imbeciles commenting on this site, it's painful to read the garbage they post...

Lozinger 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 8:21

You should probably learn to read... If she is just laying down there is no way that he should be able to see her actual vaginal area. That's why it's called a 'bikini line' because it's the area that can probably be seen when your in a bikini. Also, she shouldn't be laying in such positions, if you are indeed correct. If her bikini fits correctly her genitals shouldn't be visible... Now stop your bitching.