By deli Shoppe - 27/06/2012 04:39 - United States - Vallejo

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Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML
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lonkite101 14

I wonder what went through her mind when she sees a guy start walking up to her with a sex positions book...0.o

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cholobear21 6

You deserve it for not looking at the cover. Rookie mistake.

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The_Thinker 18

I can only suppose the other girl had better reading taste than what the Kama Sutra offered. Which, of course, would be major props to her.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Shouldn't you have peeked at the cover first, to make sure? Well I'll bet she'll get a laugh out of it and a good story to tell at parties.

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Drizzelhell 3

She just did not like that position.

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perdix 29

I'm no authority on the subject, but I think lesbians like sex positions, too. They may even resort to using strap-ons to replicate some of the positions, or so I've heard.

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SkoomaKi 27

#45's logic: If you get rejected, it's probably because she's a lesbian. Good way of thinking.

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MinnyWheat 8

Well would it have been better if it were the other way around?

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perdix 29

Do you mean if you pointed at the girl and the book walked away?

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EMTchic 14

i think he meant if the girl was the one with the sex book XD

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perdix 29

#57, thanks for trying to help, but I'm more confused than ever. If the girl were holding the sex book, what kind of book would the OP be holding to be "the other way around?"

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Abbyybba 0

I wonder if you were in the bookstore just to pick up girls. If so- stop- and buy a book instead.

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linkinpark98 23

So did you still read the book? Learn anything? ;)

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Fmlsea 28

at least you can look back on this and laugh , if not most people here will do it for you .

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123man 11

I was in the bookstore and saw this all take place. You messed up! She didn't leave - she went to the bathroom and waited for you to come and show her what you had learned from your book. She waited about five minutes before grabbing some other dude and pulling him into the bathroom. FYL for misinterpreting the girl's reaction!

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