By bananayellowteeth - 03/05/2009 08:37 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist. After drilling my teeth for what seemed like hours, he gave me a long speech about how if I continue to smoke, the yellowing of my teeth won't be the only problem. I don't smoke. I never have. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 858
You deserved it 9 078

Same thing different taste

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Hah I think Shane Dawson used this FML in one of his videos

Guys that are saying "brush your teeth" are retards...of course your going to brush them... I brush them every day, mouthwash, floss and I even tried whitening strips but my canines are still yellow...any tips?

grace001 0

This sounds like the one shane dawson did :)

abylaunch 10

Why is every one assuming that OP doesn't brush her teeth? I used to have really white teeth but then got really sick during my first pregnancy and all the vomiting caused acid erosion which left my teeth yellow. There is lots of medical problems which effect peoples teeth.

RemyX1 7

Then you my friend to need brush more or learn to do it better.

Sounds like my dentist! He accused me of drinking too much alcohol and eating too many sweets?!? I am a semi-pro Martial Artist who has to maintain a low body weight. I haven' touched a drop of alcolol for about 2 or 3 years and treat myself to two small chocolate bars a week!!