By Anonymous - 02/05/2009 00:05 - United States

Spicy
Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
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Same thing different taste

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fretforyerlatte 0

you just got BURNED by your doctor.

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ZiggyMorrison 0

If this is a chick I'm assuming they can tell on account of you can probably tell if theres been a dick inside you. If this is a guy I have no idea how they could tell, but either way If your 12 dont sweat it if your 67 yeah than your lifes kinda ******

tiltwrestler 0

#27: Clearly, the doctor was right. how can the OP send a sextape of her ******* somebody, if she can't find a guy who will do her? ahahahah oh and if she WAS sexually active, she wouldn't have taken it so personally that she b*tched on FML about it! secondly, she wouldn't have been so self-conscious about it that she noticed the sexually active part, most likely.

average_girl 0

ummm i dont get this? r u sexually active? or is it just the way u look tht he knows ur not..? plz provide more detail nxt time...

Og: "OH rats they always skip over my favorite question! =[" But seriously that's a doctor not doing their job.

blahdeda 0
jadeddream 0

#32 It doesn't matter if its a guy or girl doctor, they can tell if they know what they're looking for. But I'm assuming they didn't check down there if this was just a regular check-up and not a gynecologist visit. In that case, OP, you need a new doctor. But really, not much of an FML. I say FYL to #28 more than the OP.

stormy13 0

Dude, there is no legit reason for a doctor to do that.... That's totally insulting and unprofessional.

lol, she somehow knew. Do you complain about it?

Seriously people? You actually believe this stuff? Most of FML isn't even real anymore. There has to be at least 3 other FML's like this post. Get over it. And depending on your age and which kind of doctor you have, they will ask you if you're sexually active (i.e. if you're still going to your pediatrician they wont ask if you're sexually active but if you're an actual adult they will). And when you get your results back, they don't have all those questions on it. They have a summary and that's it. The doctor's actual paper goes into your file. THIS IS FAKE. Sorry to break it to you all.

noelykins1 19

I still go to my pediatrician and my doctor has been asking me if I'm sexually active since I was around 10. By the times kids are becoming sexually active now adays I don't really blame them.