Intimacy: Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through...

By Anonymous - 02/05/2009 00:05 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML

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By jons - 17/02/2009 21:54 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML

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By starbird - 23/02/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML

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By Mona Lisa was a skank-ass ho - 24/05/2015 15:56 - United Kingdom - Cheadle

Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 22:28 - United States - Columbus

Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 18:00

Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML

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By Nails - 22/02/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

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Not a good sign

By blehhh - 04/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "you mean with other people?" FML

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By dynomyte - 11/02/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML

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By knowtoomuch - 22/05/2013 00:10 - United States - Aurora

Today, I had to go with my mom to the gynecologist to translate due to her broken English. As we were filling out papers and answering questions, the doctor asked some very personal questions. I now know everything about my mom's sex life. FML

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Saturday 2 May 2009 14:10

Well...are you?

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Saturday 2 May 2009 14:11

you just got BURNED by your doctor.

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drfail 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 22:28

lol, my doctor has asked me this question ever since i turned 13. lol

xMooMoox 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 22:46

To the people saying "Why would the doctor ask you that?" or the like, my pediatrician asks my sister and I this at checkups. She only started asking us when we got to our teen years though. One nurse asked my sister "Are you sexually active?", to which she said no, the nurse then said "Do you need your mom to step outside?" It was really poorly done if my sister (or another girl) needed help, but they are a pediatrician.

noelykins1 19

Thursday 5 July 2012 20:09

I hate it when doctors ask you "Do you need your mom/dad to step outside?" Its so awkward. I have never ever gone to the doctor's without my parents in the room with me. It's incredibly uncomfortable being in the doctor's room without my parents. One time I angirly cut to chase telling her I've never had sex and that mother knows everything about me.

superson_fml 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 22:48

Your doctor's an idiot. ANYONE can get laid.

assineyen 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 23:00

How is this an FML?

IshitCAKES 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 23:39

HA..ha..HA.. you ugly shit.

epicfail11 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 23:40

I'm calling bullshit on this one doctors don't skip questions and write down what they think is right, no matter what the situation I was asked this same question for a physical when I was 12. There's no possible way that a doctor would skip a question. No doctor would risk their job like that.

mr_cricket 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 23:40

ok honestly get over it. I hardly ever get asked this question by my doctor unless it pertains to what i'm getting checked up for. ydi. or you could be really, really not attractive.