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By Anonymous - 18/05/2011 04:38 - Australia

Today, I went to the doctor for a sore throat. The doctor wasn't wearing any shoes. He said that he doesn't believe in pharmaceuticals and that it's 'all about vitamins', and he gave me a flyer for a vitamin mail order company. Then he showed me photos of his holidays. FML

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Today, I went to the doctor about my bruised runners toes. She was inexperienced when It came to athletic injuries, so she googled my condition. I just paid to have her tell me exactly what I had already just googled before I left for my appointment. FML

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Wednesday 18 May 2011 12:00

hippie doctor....

perdix 29

Wednesday 18 May 2011 12:05

Did he drive up in a fried-out combie? From the hippie trail, head full of zombie? He's probably right about the vitamins -- it's good to see there are some doctors out there who are not in the pocket of Big Pharma . . . or, for that matter, Big Shoe ;)

Comments

xCumxBlizzardx 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 4:41

he probably is trying to seduce you with images if him on the beach with no shirt on so he can put it in your a$$

bswole 1

Thursday 19 May 2011 5:32

gotdamn hippies...

shnipe 4

Thursday 19 May 2011 7:26

smart doctor

tbonez1996 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 10:32

I have a very small knob.

Monii_Harlz 11

Thursday 19 May 2011 10:44

WTF?

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 13:00

Pay him with a chicken.

cab227 2

Thursday 19 May 2011 22:25

is he a hippie?

AdamThePerson 7

Friday 20 May 2011 2:31

What is this, i dont even?.....

AziraLevana 2

Friday 20 May 2011 9:38

OP - I'd be reporting him to Medicare if I were you. His approach could potentially kill someone - and he's not supposed to be paid to share his photos with patients.