By sillygoose - 14/12/2009 03:53 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor to check the dark growth I just discovered on my back. It was chocolate. FML
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crumsnatcha 4

This is only a FML if you ate it afterward.

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senorcristian 0

Your doctor: 'I don't get paid enough for this'.

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jc21_fml 1

sometimes showers help, i try to at least shower once a month, i think that's pretty normal.

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makethingsepic 0

All I can say to this is LOL! How did this get approved?!

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Maxine17 8

..How did you get chocolate on your back? It's supposed to go in your mouth.

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smurfer 0

@18 some people have very weird eating habits

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DynamicDave 11

Why aren't you happy it's not something fatal? And how did chocolate get on your back? And how did it stay on your back when you (hopefully) bathed? YDI Your doctor: Today, I received a 20 dollar copay and the insurance payment to tell some idiot he had chocolate on his back. MLIG

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Cristaderzi 0

Ewww Yeah IF you bathed properly then ya wouldn't have that problem!! Frickin Groooosss!!!!!!

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Norwegian_Wood 4

How the *hell* did you get chocolate on your BACK? I could see just about anywhere else, depending on how you're sitting, but unless you are a contortionist who can eat at the same time, I don't understand.

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