Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the doctor to try and get answers about the...

By apowell5 - 02/10/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to try and get answers about the numbness and tingling in my right leg. The Dr told me I was too fat for my pants, and I pinched a nerve. FML

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Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

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Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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By fishyrael - 25/08/2021 22:01 - United States - East Lansing

Today, I went to a new doctor for an injury. Instead, the doctor only focused on my weight and tried to basically prescribe me anorexia. She tried to tell me that 750 calories a day was fine and brushed off my exercise regimen as, "Exercise is great, but you'll lose weight faster if there are no calories to burn." FML

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By ChubbyPanda - 08/08/2016 22:49

Today, after not moving at work all day, I decided to be healthy and walk home. Now my thighs are numb from rubbing together. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2013 23:16 - United States - Mcdonough

Today, I went to the doctor to have my annual check-up. After the doctor made me waddle across the room towards him, hop on one foot for thirty seconds, and then lay on my stomach and do the worm, he finally said, "OK, that wasn't really part of the check-up. You're large on the hips. Lay off the Cheetos." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2022 08:00 - Belgium

Today, the sciatic nerve in my left leg started twinging at random moments, leaving that leg painful and useless for a few seconds each time. Yesterday, I twisted my right knee and ankle falling over at work. Standing up is terrifying and I don't know which leg to limp on. FML

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The Ministry of Silly Walks

By Anonymous - 07/06/2022 08:00 - Canada

Today, I was crossing the street and did a full on faceplant. The reason? I pinched a nerve in my foot a couple of days ago, and now it’s completely useless. It’s like walking around with a dead foot. I think I’d be better off hopping on one. FML

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By ADayAtATime - 16/03/2024 23:00 - Australia

Today, I proved my doctor wrong. I've been having difficulty breathing for 3 months. When it started, she said it was anxiety. I knew that wasn't the case, but I did what she said. A few weeks later, I told her during a follow-up that I thought it might be my phrenic nerve. She laughed. The physio confirmed it today. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2022 22:00 - Germany

Today, I went to the doctor with some serious physical symptoms that amount to being effectively disabled. She didn’t even ask any questions or examine me before telling me it was all purely psychological. I barely managed to convince her to at least order some blood tests, as a formality. FML

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syd731 0

Friday 2 October 2009 23:17

i've actually read about something like that, and it doesnt necessarily mean you're fat/too big for your pants. anything tight on your leg, like leggings or skinny jeans or just tight/fitted jeans in general can pinch your nerve, causing the numbness and tingling you described. its rare, but becoming more and more common. hope that makes you feel better :)

Syrathia 0

Friday 2 October 2009 23:11

DAMN SON!

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allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 2 October 2009 23:29

fat people in skinny jeans = no no

plexico 3

Friday 2 October 2009 23:33

Is this real? I think I heard this line in the extended dance mix of "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred. I'm too chubby for my pants Too chubby for my pants They give fat legs cramps That's not in the radio version.

premiermois 5

Friday 2 October 2009 23:37

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. and of course you're from the USA. Fatass.

jessxoxo28 5

Friday 2 October 2009 23:38

LMAO #12 im sorry, but that was funny. no, im not against fat pple. propbaly #11's right anywayz- where looser jeans that are comfortable

justmyluck1212 0

Friday 2 October 2009 23:42

hahah rofl chub-a-dub-dub

quivx 7

Friday 2 October 2009 23:43

It's only FYL if you don't do anything about it. Either loose weight or buy bigger pants. Decisions, decisions.

Kylias 6

Saturday 3 October 2009 0:04

I bet you're one of those dumbass anorexic-wannabes who wear skinny jeans that are at least 3 sizes too small, even for skinny jeans. That's what skinny jeans do in the first place. Why are you whining on the internet about having a self-induced injury instead of something serious, when you could use that same internet to realize that there have been tons of articles regarding skinny jeans causing pinched nerves? Oi.