By Nails - 22/02/2009 03:16 - United States

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Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
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AliSama 17

actually masturbation does count as sexual activity from a medical point of view.

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RuSerious81 2

Wait...why did your parents go in with you to see a doctor?

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lilmisspixie 5

I have to say this but BURNNNN! Sorry about what your dad said...your life is effed. [im new to fml]

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badgerfish 0

in the film, your dad will be played by jk simmons =)

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iBeRockin 0

Calm down people. If this were a true FML, then he's most likely be a minor which would explain why the parents were there If not, then yeah, you're retarded.

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wren415 0

If you really are old enough (and thus mature enough) to be having sex, then you shouldn't need your parents to come to your doctor's appointments with you. Even if you are a minor, you should be mature enough to leave mommy and daddy in the waiting room while you talk to the scary grown up with the stethoscope.

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Nooneslooking 0

Actually, I'm 16 and went to the emergency room for intense stomach pains and the nurse asked me if I was sexually active whilst my mom was in the room. Nurses have done the same thing to my cousins, too.

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What_Willis_is_t 1

Your hand doesn't count? Crap. What about blow-up dolls??

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