Health: Today, I went to the eye doctor. He tells me that I've developed...

By Anonymous - 13/08/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I went to the eye doctor. He tells me that I've developed a severe allergy to contact lenses and must stop wearing them immediately. It wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't just visited him a week earlier, paid for a new prescription and ordered a year's worth of brand new lenses. FML

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By l0stnwundrland - 24/01/2011 08:01 - United States

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2012 04:41 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went with my boyfriend to the optometrist for him to buy contact lenses for the first time. He said the detail was much better than glasses. I excitedly asked him if he could see my freckles better now, and after a long and disappointed look at my face, he said "Nope, just more acne." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it was my first day with new contacts, but I found out they make my eyes red and itchy. Today was also the day I had a very important meeting. They think I showed up stoned. FML

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By blinded - 11/02/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2023 16:00

Today, I opened my new contact lenses for the first time in a month and accidentally dropped one, only to watch it disappear helplessly down the drain. Give a name to the situation. FML

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Today, I went for my first eye test ever. Turns out I have astigmatism and need glasses. This is already on top of me already having a hearing aid, having hypertension of my joints, autism, and endometriosis. FML

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By dangeronpa - 14/06/2019 02:32

Today, I broke my glasses. My eyesight is horrible, I can’t see things that aren’t super close to my face. I'm supposed to drive to another state tomorrow. FML

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By farmakakis - 21/12/2009 06:25 - Australia

Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML

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HappinessBug 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:36

I hope you get a refund :)

kellster 2

Friday 14 August 2009 10:45

This just happened to me, too! I'm so sorry! And no, everyone, you can't return them, no matter how unopened/unused the contacts are!

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kellster 2

Friday 14 August 2009 10:45

This just happened to me, too! I'm so sorry! And no, everyone, you can't return them, no matter how unopened/unused the contacts are!

badazz489 1

Saturday 5 September 2009 8:31

actually, as long as the contact box is unopened and in good condition and the contacts aren't expired, you can return them. and any reputable optometrist would take care of that no questions asked....

I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0

Friday 14 August 2009 10:48

i do have aid you know what else i have. read my name =]

Talonaran 2

Friday 14 August 2009 12:18

1.Whats a "DIC"? Sounds like an abbreviation. Do you mean DICtionary? You have a big dictionary? 2.Most guys who SAY they have a big penis on the internet usually have a small penis Also FYL OP

Kiwi_Splash 0

Friday 14 August 2009 10:58

It's called "wanting to grab as much money from you as you can" :)

XRiseToFallAgain 0

Friday 14 August 2009 11:01

If you guys don't care that he's first, then stop being so jealous he got it before you and commenting on it. Morons.

I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0

Friday 14 August 2009 11:07

#17 is just jelous

tarula 1

Friday 14 August 2009 11:13

Maybe don't buy so many at once? Who said your eyesight would stay the same?

msw52 0

Friday 14 August 2009 15:19

why wouldnt you buy a years worth at a time? i do, sometimes a year and a half, because everytime i order more i have to go and get a check up. most people dont really feel like having to go to the eye doctor for a check up multiple times a year

crazyride 0

Friday 14 August 2009 18:28

It could be the type you only get once a year. My contacts I only change out one every year....I don't have the weekly or monthly type.

beerab 0

Friday 14 August 2009 19:35

I wouldn't use the once a year contacts- I did that for years and ended up having some issues that I had to have fixed. Now I use the monthly ones and haven't had an issue since.