Health: Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out,...

By Anonymous - 20/06/2012 23:08 - United States - New Kensington

Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 02:00

Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML

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By lover21 - 08/05/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML

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By GetHardOrGoHome - 31/03/2012 04:22 - United States - Chardon

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

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By N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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By anonymous - 15/12/2015 06:00 - United States - Huffman

Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 18:01 - United States

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML

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By xXx3mi_MuffinxXx - 01/07/2011 19:23 - United States

Today, I had to tell my best friend that I couldn't make it to the lake today or tomorrow because I'd been called in to work. She won't believe me and thinks I'm simply avoiding her. I got called in to bathe and clean dogs' anal glands. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2020 20:00

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 21 June 2012 8:41

It must get hairy too, if you know what I mean. All those dog hairs.

therealslim 15

Thursday 21 June 2012 8:41

Did you wink and say yes?

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ajcastillo21 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 9:53

Haha, oh wow

a7xinsane 5

Thursday 21 June 2012 10:00

Should have unessicaraly freaked the **** out.

elletex 8

Thursday 21 June 2012 10:04

*unnecessarily

a7xinsane 5

Thursday 21 June 2012 10:32

Ugh I always **** that word up.

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 22 June 2012 13:29

And unnecessarily so, if you just take the time to proof read..

a7xinsane 5

Friday 22 June 2012 18:28

If you took some time to pay attention you would realize that this mistake of mine was already corrected by someone else and noted by me.

meltdownman420 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 10:01

maybe I'm an idiot, but how would she know that from looking I. your pants

hbbs93 6

Thursday 21 June 2012 10:33

Yeah I was wondering that too.

DogsPaw 16

Thursday 21 June 2012 11:10

Well when a person is let's say "down there" it's a little awkward, so small talk often occurs.

Ameel_fml 19

Thursday 21 June 2012 10:09

Call me crazy, but that seems like a weird thing to say in ANY situation. o_O

StubbornDonkey 10

Thursday 21 June 2012 14:30

Your crazy

yuggi1 11

Thursday 21 June 2012 10:18

Hey, at least you weren't diagnosed with something. Count your blessing that her unthoughtful comment was the climax of your visit.

DrownedMyFish 18

Thursday 21 June 2012 18:49

Lol "climax". Get it?

linkinpark98 23

Thursday 21 June 2012 10:43

OP: "Y-...No? Well... I guess?" Gynecologist: "Yeah, my dog gets me wet all the time too." OP: (0_0)

dude1122332 9

Thursday 21 June 2012 10:47

It could go either way, if you think about.

the_true_batman 10

Thursday 21 June 2012 10:51

Why would you need to think about it to realize that?

dude1122332 9

Thursday 21 June 2012 10:55

You must have not read my comment carefully. Read it again, and this time with heart.

the_true_batman 10

Thursday 21 June 2012 11:48

Reading it again I realize you said "if you think about". That doesn't even make sense.

almathis1994 6

Thursday 21 June 2012 16:50

He means getting wet from the dogs on a completely different level...

whogivesafuck88 10

Friday 22 June 2012 20:23

Think about. I got it. Clever. :)

asherm 15

Thursday 21 June 2012 10:48

Lol

heyred 11

Thursday 21 June 2012 11:56

Sure she did.

om102907 4

Thursday 21 June 2012 12:23

Another bipolar moment.

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