By heartsick - 24/10/2011 01:37 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital with severe chest pain, thinking it was a heart attack. Turns out now I just can't have booze, pop, chocolate, fruit with skins, seeds, tomatoes, or mint. I'd rather have the heart attack. FML
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LiyIa_fml 8

53 is an example of why I dislike my generation.

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OmqDummyxD 7

"or", so you can still have either mint, booze, chocolate, etc.

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bubo_fml 10

Sounds like weed, coke & meth are still on the menu...

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Jujubilee 1

Aww... Sorry OP... I couldn't stand it if I were allergic to seafood/shellfish :( maybe you can go to an allergist and they can fix you!

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terrask 11

Contemplate what dying means. REALLY contemplate the meaning of death before saying ''I'd rather die''.

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taradeborde87 3

I agree. I'm surprised that more people aren't saying this, instead of "oh my gosh fyl how are you going to live?!"

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ashin121 0

Its a typical list for heartburn/GERD.

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CTM0 3

At least you don't have cancer, again I don't

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Irishgurl 3

ik what your going through. I have severe acid reflux and everything you listed and more are things that you cant have with that disease. It is rough learning to eat new foods, and sometimes i cheat and have what I am not suppose to have. I really do feel for you, but once you learn new foods its not as bad as it seems.

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aeshleyrose 6

I feel you girl! I had to go vegan to make my symptoms stop, and they STILL flare up occasionally. I hope you're feeling well! :)

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taurusxdee 10

I just got back from the hospital, too. Turns out mine was anxiety.

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