By heartsick - 24/10/2011 01:37 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital with severe chest pain, thinking it was a heart attack. Turns out now I just can't have booze, pop, chocolate, fruit with skins, seeds, tomatoes, or mint. I'd rather have the heart attack. FML
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LiyIa_fml 8

53 is an example of why I dislike my generation.

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cjamison62 2

My bestie was diagnosed with the same conditions last week.. 27 years old. Sorry to hear

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stacianichole 2

What condition? We are all wondering...

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numbersomething 6

That's probably just you who's wondering. The conditions refer to not being able to eat all those things.

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taradeborde87 3

GORD? Sounds like you need to look it up.

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env303 5

ZWell... There are already peeled fruits. And chocolate is kinda bad for you. Booze is goood Tht u can't have it. Soda too. Seeds get stuck in your teeth all the time. Tomotes dye ur teeth and mint isn't Tht good.

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xSynergY 8

I literally had all those today except the tomato. No idea why I even posted this. Thumbs down!

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iDaniel525 8

Continue eating that and eventually you will..

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jdengel 0

says the guy with a Pokemon avatar

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ballbearing 10

Wow, what a random and arbitrary list of things you can't have.

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Cmdr_Shepard 17

You can't have chocolate OR soda? FYL indeed

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BlahBlahStuff 6

My grandma has the same condition. I'm pretty sure it has to do with her acid reflux. It does suck though, so fyl. Sorry. :/ Good luck finding food to eat! (although she still eats some of those foods in extreme moderation.)

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