When will the kiddies learn not to touch other people's things, especially if they don't know the person? In some places, this kind of thing is grounds for an ass-whooping.

I hope he drop-kicked you across the parking lot.

Lame. YDI

made me laugh. but YDI

pathetic little immature joke played by a immature little person. I hope the driver told you to **** off or grow up, cause either or sounds nice right now. :) OP grow up, cause being a douchebag wont get you a job in the real world, but you can always resort to sucking dick, which i take you will do, because this doesnt sound like the first time youve done this either.

The driver deserved this one for being such a dirty slob. Even if the car is a POS, just wash it! No need to let it get so dirty you can't see into it! I am calling the police on the driver! This is a safety violation! HURUMPH!

At least you wrote it on the window. If you wrote it on the paint, you could have scratched it, and then I would have expected a beating from the owner.

NOT an FML... What would be an FML Dirty car, wrote wash me, driver got out and beat the living shit out of me... then ripped my shirt off, pissed on it and used it to wipe the words wash me off of his car! Threw the shirt in my face, kicked me in the nuts, got back in the car and drove over my legs! FML

I feel sorry for everyone who is bashing the OP. I mean come on, all they did was trace their hand through some dirt, it's not like he got inside the damn thing. Jesus I personally find this hilarious, if i was the driver i would have just said "you gonna do it for me?" some people need to find their funny bone

Whatever, owned the dirty car's driver.