Transportation: Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking...

By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 11:06 - United States

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By WamBamSam - 21/11/2012 09:54 - United Kingdom - Kidderminster

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By chicoallen - 31/08/2011 18:45 - United States

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2012 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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By Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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Friday 24 April 2009 13:13

YDI, don't touch other people's cars.

KeithHarris 0

Friday 24 April 2009 12:27

You could always tell him the car told you to do it.

Comments

freddie_fml 0

Friday 24 April 2009 13:45

Another lesson in why we don't touch other people's things. You should have learned that before you were 5.

Devin_Duke 0

Friday 24 April 2009 13:56

#11 and # 13 don't be such a "preacher" . We all know this is funny, and I admit I've tried it a few times myself. Only a person over the age of 50, or a person who is extremely boring, would not see the humor in doing this. Lighten up,

gummibehrs 4

Monday 24 August 2009 8:02

Really, you think it's funny to mess with other people's cars? What are you, five years old? Grow up.

QueenPersephone 9

Tuesday 23 March 2010 3:48

'Grow up'? I love how torn up people are getting over this. It's a joke people, try and enjoy life a little.

missbadluk 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 9:12

I didn't see 11 or 13 getting "torn up" over anything. Just simply stating that's what he gets for messing with SOMEONE ELSE'S car. I'd honestly be pissed myself if someone decided it was ok for them to come and touch MY things that I paid for. Has nothing to do with it being a joke. Has to do with the fact that it's NOT yours to touch. Then again, I'm not 5 years old and I'm not amused by a tard writing "wash me" on a window. Especially if it were MY car. Apparently some people are easily amused. Just sayin.

Jerry Leberer 12

Wednesday 17 October 2018 8:17

actually, tracing dirt can do damage to paint and windows or didn't you know that? dont touch other people's property. people have literally been murdered for less

jennyess 0

Friday 24 April 2009 14:04

are you kidding?? how the f*** did this get on the website this isnt funny at all...this MIGHT have gotten a chuckle out of me if i hadnt heard a joke or seen anything even mildy funny in about 5 years

BTR_lover 1

Tuesday 17 July 2012 7:04

This isn't iFunny, sorry for the disappointment. -_-

kmj84 3

Friday 24 April 2009 14:27

that's what you get for being a stupid bitch. you don't touch other peoples cars. and your gross to put your hands in all that dirt. it's so not a fml but your a dumb ass.