Its not BS because its similar to the Wolverine one. God how stupid are you people that you don't know how to put 2 and 2 together. That one was about a drunk guy. This one is about a hobo. Therefore, its not copying. But, I am inclined to agree with the bullshit call. I believe you just drummed up the story. I'm sure there really was no 'hobo masturbating' but rather just someone behind you who talked a little bit. FYL for having to drum up something in your life to make you feel validated.

YDI for going to a crappy movie

Umm....get up and move? Seriously.

Geez, you're a whiner... Why didn't you tell the staff to kick him the hell out of there? I'm also wondering about how that hobo managed to sneak past ticket control at the gates.

Why didn't you leave the theater and tell the usher what was going on, and then ask to see the next showing. I done that pleanty of times and thaey allowed me to see the next showing. BTW: I'm seeing it tonight, hope its good. RI

Just occurred to me...if he was truly masturbating, then he's committing public indecency and the police should have been summoned. I find this story hard to believe, btw, but someone jacking off in a mainstream movie theater (as opposed to a porno house) is a matter for the management and the police.

This is why I always bring my gun into a theater.

Why didn't you change seats, or tell someone at the theater? YDI for taking it like a little B*tch.

OK so you paid for your ticket.. this guy randomly walked in there.. the smart thing to do would have been to get someone to take him out.. or move.. you just wasted your money. so Im going with YDI.

couldn't you have just moved??