By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
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kickazz16 15

I would have been like you know what else is a funny? YOU BEING SINGLE! and leave like a badass! :)

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flipnazn 1

If it was a romantic comedy, he probably didn't want you to know he gets boners from Ashton Kutcher.

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L_Lovegood 19

He sounds like such a pleasant and chivalrous person. Marry him.

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Zaffro 8

shitLAD he should have paid but stipulated the film. Or demanded a cheeky blowy =P

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ikickgingers 15

16 - I'll get crap for this... Cheeky blow??

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BobsUrAunty 2

I don't think the word is 'blowy', its more like 'bj' or 'gobby' lol

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Darklord53 0

I'm glad everyone is saying he's a dick, maybe he's a nice guy and she's a bitch that always "forgets" that shes paying...

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Nice assuming, made you an ass. If op was going to pay, Then she was going to pay. people are forgetful, and that BF was a dick for not considering to pay for her. But by judging from the content of your comment, you're the bitch who not pays. Have a nice life...

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hebron77 0

You have a valid point, but we'll never know exactly how it is.

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nathan123uk 0

You'd make a girl pay? I never let my gf pay, even if she insists. That's what guys are supposed to do

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underguarded 20

I've heard weirder shit so this sounds plausible.

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VeganVampyre 26

No, 35, he's got a point. If she is constantly not bringing money when she's agreed to pay, and he always ends up having to pay for her, I can understand that maybe he got sick of it and wanted to teach her a lesson. Not saying that's the best way to handle it, but it's totally possible that's what happened.

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JinxosGirl87 0

My BF pays for my movie tickets not because I'm his "property", but because he loves me. Asswipe.

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punkin_26 16

Where did you find this information? Or are you just spewing shit to make yourself sound smarter.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

@132 That's fairly common knowledge. That you have somehow managed to miss that tidbit of information makes me think you are deliberately trying to be ignorant of it.

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punkin_26 16

Title of the book please. That way myself and everyone else that was offended by the "property" remark you made can look it up.

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punkin_26 16

Unlike a lot of people on this site, I will admit when I was wrong. I'm not trying to be ignorant. I have never heard that. My apologies. It just pisses me off when men think women were and still are their property. Those same men who paid for dinner probably beat their wives too. Why? Because they were considered property.

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cjobrien7 2

No he pays for your movie tickets because he wants to have sex.

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punkin_26 16

Officially retracting apology. Since no book title has been produced I'm guessing this 'tidbit' of information I'm apparently SO ignorant about is probably something you are hearing from someone else. Right? But just because you are told something your whole life doesn't make it true. Like I'm sure there are people that still believe the sky is really blue. Newsflash! It's not!

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Carlie_McCartney 1

Dump him!! That's the most inconsiderate thing i've ever heard D:

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iheartsthamanga 7

I would've of dumped him and laughed as I drove off without him

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