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By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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Say hello, wave goodbye

By Anonymous - 11/07/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML

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Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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By Nikki - 15/10/2009 01:47 - Canada

Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Cheyennereed - 17/02/2013 15:50 - United States - Shaw A F B

Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML

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By BrokeAsAJoke - 29/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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By mighthavepaidfortwodates - 28/03/2019 22:00

Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML

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By Iron11 - 14/06/2016 20:52

Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML

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Nosah 3

Wednesday 5 October 2011 12:06

Wow what an ass

kickazz16 15

Wednesday 5 October 2011 12:09

I would have been like you know what else is a funny? YOU BEING SINGLE! and leave like a badass! :)

Comments

atg15 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 12:37

YDI for dating an asshole like that

Miaoudeminou 7

Wednesday 5 October 2011 19:56

Exactly my sentiments

Happy777 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 6:19

As I already said before, how do we know OP is to blame, this could possibly be the third or fourth time that she has done this to her man. So out of spite he ditched her free-loading ass Or he really is a ****, and OP has terrible choice in men Fact is neither of these things can be proven. Therefore your argument is invalid.

Wheredidgrungego 12

Wednesday 5 October 2011 12:38

Well if it was the lion king, I'd completely understand.

captainbj2 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 3:15

Hakuna matata

rocker_chick105 31

Wednesday 5 October 2011 12:42

Was the movie, "He's just not that into you?"

FlyingLazerWALRU 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 12:43

He's obviously a fag.

ilikeemsmall 4

Wednesday 5 October 2011 12:43

My ex always pulled that "I forgot my money" excuse to get people to pay her way. I got tired of her little act and stopped paying for her. She suddenly got a better memory after being embarrassed a couple times. Think of it as him giving you memory treatments.

Glockinator 2

Wednesday 5 October 2011 12:45

How do people forget their wallets? That's something I am never without. Sounds like you have an upstanding guy though. Fingers crossed he proposes.

Fangtasmagoria 5

Wednesday 5 October 2011 12:48

You should always have your wallet with you for any unforseen circumstances. It's part of being prepared to face the world, especially as a woman. Don't rely on anyone to take care of you.