By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
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Amrel 10

The next step to loving a man, is to love his farts

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nadhirah 4

That's just totally sweet of him. He could've easily laughed and made fun of you but instead he did that so that he'd appear more gross than you. You gotta love a guy like that :) lucky you

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Pentium_4 27

i can just picture the look on his face. i'm sure it was something like *me gusta* cause if he let one out right away then i'm sure he wanted to anyways

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Country29 16

Haha you know he did!! Despite the smell, thats adorable

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Pelreskovich 11

That's actually a good thing isn't it? He was attempting to comfort you, even though it was an extremely awkward situation.. He deserves a kiss or two!

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GoW_Chick 14

Aww that's so cute, he was making sure you wouldn't be the butt of anyone jokes, can't you just smell the love.

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ronski 41

spot on #16, he would've let rip anyway, but all in all, it was a good ice breaker

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falling4youxo 7

That's sweet of him! Most guys would have laughed or left. You've got a keeper on your hands, OP.

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IntenseGas 0

You look like the "Sittin On the Toilet" chick.

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Ikickmidgets 11

He's a keeper, don't **** it up!

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Bassex 0

He should know better than that; girls never fart or burp.

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elinhjortskull 7

What are you talking about? We're not aliens, we fart just as much as you do.

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4rmMiami 4

Us girls fart more then you men we just don't do it in front of u!!!!!

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redbluegreen 40

I thought everyone knew girls don't fart, burp, or perform any unsightly bodily functions. At most, they hiccip glitter and exhale rainbows.

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Savra_fml 17

27, 54....A lady has learnt the art of etiquette and discretion, concepts that many guys are unable to fathom. It is all an illusion.

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laden_swallow09 34

I think that's in reference to a certain College Humor internet video

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RedPillSucks 31

redbluegreen hiccups glitter and burps rainbows. She poops skittles and her pee is champagne. When she farts, care bears hug each other... True story bros...

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redbluegreen 40

Shhh. RPS, I thought we were going to keep that private!

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emogirl88 2

That's not true. We do but most don't around guys they like

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Dracoboxer357 35

OP, the guy made the best out of a possibly embarrassing situation for you, and considering how kind he was about something was silly or nasty farting can be, imagine how thoughtful he may be when it truly matters. :) Give this guy a chance, he may be the real deal.

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desireev 17

I always LOVE reading what you have to say!! Always so positive! It just makes my day! You among like 3 other commenters are my favorite of them all. Your positive attitude has changed my opinion of this site, for sure! :)

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GoW_Chick 14

I love that the first part of your comment rhymed lol. Was that on purpose or a happy accident? ... And thumbs up 31 for positivity. :)

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RipSchitz 0

That has to be the gayest photo I've ever seen. And what you said was minimal at best.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Thank you Desireev, now you just made my day too! I'll try to keep the happy vibe going. :D And I had no idea I was rhyming for part of my reply GoW_Chick, total fluke. ;) Bleh.

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