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By DietWater - 07/08/2015 22:13 - United States - Beaumont

Today, I went to the park and people were crowded around some dancers. One of the dancers danced up to me, gave me a flower, and winked at me. I was very flattered, until the same dancer asked me to give the flower back after the dance so he could use it on the next show. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 00:39 - United States - Salem

Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML

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By Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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Rave on

By poorclubgoer - 14/11/2009 10:11 - United States

Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML

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Don't even try

By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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By omgwtf - 18/10/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, it was Homecoming. During the dance, I saw this mentally handicapped guy ask this pretty girl to dance. She said no. So I went over to him and asked him to dance. He replied that he only wanted to dance with "pretty girls" and I was not one. FML

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By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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By michellemoyah - 25/02/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

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By amberrenee91 - 19/03/2013 03:29 - United States - Ellwood City

Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML

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amandathecreator 22

Saturday 8 August 2015 19:54

At least they picked you during that show?! They could have picked someone else OP, try to look on the bright side!

DrLight 6

Saturday 8 August 2015 19:52

Id just go home, put it in a case, and stare at it until senpai noticed me.

Comments

1dvs_bstd 41

Saturday 8 August 2015 20:28

So? He gave you the flower, isn't that pretty cool on it's own? At least he didn't give it to someone else in your presence.

rileyrae0000 23

Saturday 8 August 2015 20:42

I wouldn't take it personally. It was just an act..

sosogross 16

Saturday 8 August 2015 20:44

What a letdown! That sucks, OP. Look on the bright side, though - he could have picked someone else!

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 8 August 2015 20:50

Asked not made...take it home and keep it depending on the flower you can keep it for a real long time

rileyrae0000 23

Saturday 8 August 2015 21:00

Why would anyone want to keep a flower that wasn't actually for them? It's just a reminder that they were fake hit on

neuronerdette 7

Saturday 8 August 2015 20:51

This is an fml.... Why?

speakfreely 21

Saturday 8 August 2015 21:09

This happened to me once, it was the most awkward situation. :/ I feel you Op

citrusglass 22

Saturday 8 August 2015 21:32

That's pretty cheap of them. Made me laugh. still, you're clearly better off then those people who never got a flower and just ended up staring at you in envy.