Health: Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was...

By Joel_28 - 01/03/2010 00:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2020 18:00

Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2010 00:39 - United Kingdom

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By manlyman - 05/04/2009 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2023 19:00 - Finland - Tampere

Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML

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By ERnightmare - 02/08/2018 21:00 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML

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By artsmart1 - 06/03/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML

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By jons - 17/02/2009 21:54 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML

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By sad child - 27/08/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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skiier4life 1

Monday 1 March 2010 5:29

he's a douche because he couldn't contol an uncontrollable function?

kyonichii 4

Monday 1 March 2010 5:27

Jeez, I hope her hands weren't cold.

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slothlover66 0

Monday 1 March 2010 10:20

Lol I was thinking the same thing

maph3rs 0

Monday 1 March 2010 10:41

what's wrong with people. can they not see an attractive lady without getting a hard on??

Nuclear_Ninja 6

Thursday 29 December 2011 7:22

I can, but not all the time

perdix 29

Monday 1 March 2010 10:56

"Huge hard on?" She said, "Actually, that's a below-average length hard on." You said, "I want a second opinion." She said, "It's pencil-thin, too." Ba-dum Cha! You're in Canada, for Chrissakes, doesn't National Healthcare cover "Happy Endings?" Here in the US, private insurance doesn't cover physician-assisted fellatio so we have to pay for it out-of-pocket.

princess711 0

Monday 1 March 2010 12:18

perdix=win ;)

bigtaytay 13

Monday 1 March 2010 12:25

u should have told her your dick was sore, maybe she would have massaged it

Jannick_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 12:33

Conclusion: You're human

Gazoooo 0

Monday 1 March 2010 12:59

You probably made her day...

FingerTips 0

Monday 1 March 2010 14:21

34 - Lol XD do u really dont se the bad part in a hot doctor seeing u have boner? then ur just wierd XD

Compass 0

Monday 1 March 2010 15:03

This seems like the beginning of a porno... although since you said your rear hurt, looks like the she's gonna have to *surprise* pull out her massive girl-**** and ram you until your pain turns into soreness.