By Joel_28 - 01/03/2010 00:33 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
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skiier4life 1

he's a douche because he couldn't contol an uncontrollable function?

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kyonichii 4

Jeez, I hope her hands weren't cold.

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pooheeyore701 0

#64 your cute

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ToastyXD 0

uh rear means bum you idiot not ear...

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bihero 0

lmao. spund like daily porno in the common vodeo store

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highsheep 0

YDI for not making her suck on it and not ******* her in the ass.

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shaqstein 0

you should of blasted her in the face

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ayvar 3

well first off, Samantha you're hot! secondly, i've thought about situations like this alot and it would be very embarrassing to have it happen to you. I feel you there so FYL

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slepsy 0

stewie: "what's a bonar?" i know random... IMO I think it's an fml if it was small.

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sterrizzill 0

you should have told her "swallow or it goes in your eye."

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giselleluv 0

Doctors are used to swing all kinds of things so don't trip.

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