By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
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Norja 33

That is so gross. I feel sorry for everyone else who was in the pool FTLs

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olpally 32

Caddyshack!! DOODY!!

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kthsdm 12

I hope it wasn't diarrhoea. Imagine the horror of those in the pool. Just like in the piranha movie. Only shitier

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dimespot 5

Should have trained him better. More, and more random beatings.

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twinkiefeets 17

Your son is disgusting and old enough to know better if he blames you for getting kicked out. You better get control of your kid.

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rosenkrieger223 21

Indeed. Get control of him before he does something really serious that could potentially land him in Juvie.

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mismis_fml 7

I hope u beat his a** when he got to the car n again when u got home!!

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buckdharma 36

6.8- If he would have done this from a handstand position I would have given him a higher score for degree of difficulty.

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Kuramasan_fml 12

Yeah. This is why spankings were invented. 8/

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bluevayero 42

i have never been in favor of violence and especially towards children, but your son has opened new horizons for me

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False_Stupidity 41

You just HAD to go and say that didn't you, 34 comments without any sign of a 'shitty situation' remark and then you had to go ruin it.

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rockyannie 11

you raised a dumbass or should I say dump ass

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clemsi 20

your pun was bad, and you should feel bad

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LennyComa 39

Simple solution just make him wear diapers again, I mean like force him to wear diapers for a month, take everything away unless he wears the diapers including Cell Phone, TV, Hot meals, Everything. Then publicise it on Facebook and other social media. Guaranteed he will Never drop a deuce in the pool again

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