Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how...

By helloitsbrian6969 - 24/05/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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By Wreet - 11/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

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By Anonyme - 25/11/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to my local grocery store in sweatpants and slippers to pick up some hangover food, thinking I wouldn’t run into anyone I know. I ran into my ex, her new partner, and his parents… twice. FML

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By matt - 12/03/2021 08:01

Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML

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All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico

Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 21:15 - Finland - Kouvola

Today, I was in a clothing store with my girlfriend. I saw the ugliest hat ever on a hat shelf, tried it on and said to my girlfriend, "Look at this ugly hat, it's absolutely horrible. It's even dirty." An old woman stood next to me said, "Well no wonder it's ugly, it's mine." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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Fashionista

By Cousin_Greg - 14/08/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML

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Judgmental much?

By Steven - 03/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Llanelli

Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML

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thequeenofscots 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:44

...Why do you even own a shirt that says that, much less wear it in public? XD. This made me laugh, but you definitely deserve it. Wear vulgar clothes, get in trouble.

unknown_shooter 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:42

LOVE that shirt!

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WhatWeDoHave 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:57

Epic Fail, much :) But their faces....must have been worth the whole experience. It's something funny...something typical, no?

thessad 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:59

What kind of lame douchebag has a shirt like that? Let alone wears it because they're so cool that they don't care what they look like in public. It was unfortunate that you ran into your girlfriend's parents, but I'm putting this one on you just for wearing that shirt.

dailyprophet 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:59

To all the people who said "I'm sure the parents knew it was just a joke": yeah, i'm sure they found it really lighthearted and had a good chuckle over it...

psychodork 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:01

lmao. That's priceless.

silvermoonstar3 3

Monday 25 May 2009 3:02

funny, but YDI for wearing a shirt in public that you don't want everyone to see. F your gf's L.

IloveFML1 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:03

hahahha thats funny.

ben26_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:04

took me a second to get it but that shirt is amazing you dont deserve it cuz that short is great

Atreyu_Love 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:08

Epic win :) I want a shirt like that, And I'm a girl :P

JonReb 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:11

Lmao, must admit it's a pretty ****** up shirt to own in the first place. And action is better than words.

overkill_78 4

Monday 25 May 2009 3:12

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/thousands-of-my-potential-children-died-on-your-daughters-face-last-night/ There's the shirt for people wanting to buy.