Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how...

By helloitsbrian6969 - 24/05/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 003

You deserved it 158 320

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By Wreet - 11/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 064

You deserved it 78 727

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By Anonyme - 25/11/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to my local grocery store in sweatpants and slippers to pick up some hangover food, thinking I wouldn’t run into anyone I know. I ran into my ex, her new partner, and his parents… twice. FML

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You deserved it 236

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By matt - 12/03/2021 08:01

Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML

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You deserved it 132

All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 266

You deserved it 2 039

By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 616

You deserved it 14 091

By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico

Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 972

You deserved it 9 636

By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 21:15 - Finland - Kouvola

Today, I was in a clothing store with my girlfriend. I saw the ugliest hat ever on a hat shelf, tried it on and said to my girlfriend, "Look at this ugly hat, it's absolutely horrible. It's even dirty." An old woman stood next to me said, "Well no wonder it's ugly, it's mine." FML

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You deserved it 6 044

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 811

You deserved it 2 556

Fashionista

By Cousin_Greg - 14/08/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 105

You deserved it 517

Judgmental much?

By Steven - 03/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Llanelli

Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 655

You deserved it 264

thequeenofscots 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:44

...Why do you even own a shirt that says that, much less wear it in public? XD. This made me laugh, but you definitely deserve it. Wear vulgar clothes, get in trouble.

unknown_shooter 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:42

LOVE that shirt!

Comments

freddie_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:57

And that is exactly why you should always care how you look. Or else don't, but don't be surprised when stuff like this happens to you.

XxRocker94xX 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:57

All you people need a sence of humor. It's just a shirt, and yeah, it may be "crude" and "disgusting", but that's what makes the shirt so damn funny! I mean come on, wearing Hollister, American Eagle and Abercrombie and Fitch shit everyday would be boring. Funny/Band shirts FTW!!!

littlemuffet 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:58

I can't say I didn't laugh, actually, I didn't, but I "know" it's "funny". That being said, you're pretty disgusting

ilovecats42 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:59

hahahhahahahahaha where do you even find a shirt like that?

freddie_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 4:00

#56: They sell shirts like that because there are a ton of trashy and classless people out there who get off on the supposed "humor" of stuff like that.

milkradio 0

Monday 25 May 2009 4:02

Ew, who the **** buys a shirt like that, much less wears it out in public? Goddamn.

nviedemerde 0

Monday 25 May 2009 4:04

yeah, okay, first off: "fatfaceunited" is joking. what i find pathetically dumb is people like "firefly621," "jerseystreetking," harvey45," and "Wandering" (and everyone else) who are getting all constipated because they clearly take things too seriously. wow. it's a joke. haha. funny. etc. as far as this FML...i would probably never date someone who had a shirt that said that because...idk, not so big into **** on the face? haha

Blue33_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 4:05

That shirt sounds just like something they would sell at this slutty store at my mall called Plan B. It's awesome! But I agree not the classiest thing to wear out in public. Maybe hanging out with your friends privately or going to a party, but not out in a grocery store. But FYL, because what are the odds you would run into her parents? lol

invisibledamage 2

Monday 25 May 2009 4:11

That's hilarious. That shirt is so funny. I voted FYL and YDI, because I feel both :P You deserve it for wearing the shirt at a grocery store where you could see just about anyone; that's the kind of shirt you wear alone at home or with some buddies. But FYL because that's just awkward.

bluedoll 1

Monday 25 May 2009 4:12

I don't LIKE the shirt--but whatever, right? Your own fault for wearing it to the grocery store man. Seriously, you didn't *know* but...Hey, it is a tshirt, doesn't mean it *really* happened. And if it did...well... At least you're getting some for now. I myself would avoid that situation by not wearing such shirts from now on. I'm not saying YOU'RE trashy and classless....but your shirt is. And that is the point, no?