Work: Today, I went to use the porta potty at the construction site...

By Anonymous - 24/09/2014 13:58 - United States

Today, I went to use the porta potty at the construction site I work at and found two homeless people having sex in it. I almost got fired, because my advisor blamed me. FML

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By Embarrassed ass. - 23/10/2015 04:05 - United States - Oregon City

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2017 12:00

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 17:39 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML

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By Dhagiik - 24/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Oak Park

Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2018 01:30

Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML

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Industrial logs

By wow - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

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alex_the_tiger 14

Wednesday 24 September 2014 18:40

And how could that possibly be your fault?

FrostHeart 36

Wednesday 24 September 2014 18:40

You know you have a smart boss when he blames you for 2 strangers having sex

Comments

aishia 5

Thursday 25 September 2014 5:59

did u follow your dick.... o_O

Witchylady 17

Thursday 25 September 2014 6:15

Why on earth would you get blamed. Your boss is an idiot!!!

bishop2563 8

Thursday 25 September 2014 6:28

please tell me it was at least hetero...

Mooglefox 23

Thursday 25 September 2014 7:08

Did you invite the people to have sex in there?

sdroze1389 31

Thursday 25 September 2014 7:09

I've herd of bum fights but bum **** is a new low even for our society

telli164 30

Thursday 25 September 2014 8:52

Struggling to see how this could possibly be your fault

SmoothPancakes 10

Thursday 25 September 2014 10:07

Sounds like your advisor is a ******* idiot. Naturally, it seems like only ******* idiots end up in those positions.

dipshitpoopyhead 7

Thursday 25 September 2014 10:43

dirty Mike and the boys couldn't find another prius

KingOfTheLosers 7

Thursday 25 September 2014 11:18

dammit! you beat me to it :D

KingOfTheLosers 7

Thursday 25 September 2014 11:11

dirty mike and the boys could not find a police car...

tony1891 22

Thursday 25 September 2014 21:08

try saying piss poor porta potty placement 3 times in a row.

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