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By Anonymous - 24/09/2014 13:58 - United States

Today, I went to use the porta potty at the construction site I work at and found two homeless people having sex in it. I almost got fired, because my advisor blamed me. FML

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By wow - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

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alex_the_tiger 14

Wednesday 24 September 2014 18:40

And how could that possibly be your fault?

FrostHeart 36

Wednesday 24 September 2014 18:40

You know you have a smart boss when he blames you for 2 strangers having sex

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GeorgeJ117 2

Wednesday 24 September 2014 18:59

Lol how is that your fault?

GeorgeJ117 2

Wednesday 24 September 2014 18:59

Lol how is that your fault?

sthrnbell 9

Wednesday 24 September 2014 19:05

Eeeewwwwe

FmyL6 19

Wednesday 24 September 2014 19:09

Who would have sex in a portapotty?

Tthug 34

Wednesday 24 September 2014 19:14

Homeless people. Like the FML says.

FmyL6 19

Wednesday 24 September 2014 19:45

Still though... ._.

meli1195 31

Wednesday 24 September 2014 20:22

Its not as if the homeless people have homes to go to? So if they have urges they'll do it wherever they can, even the streets

the_real_dvd 21

Thursday 25 September 2014 8:40

Dirty Mike and the boys. If they can't find a Prius.

FmyL6 19

Wednesday 24 September 2014 19:10

Leave.

Greions 15

Wednesday 24 September 2014 19:19

Because logic.

vikky538 28

Wednesday 24 September 2014 19:36

what you saw can't be unseen..what you blamed for can't be un-blamed.

brendejafulable 41

Wednesday 24 September 2014 19:38

I bet that made it smell 10× worse!

urlit 13

Wednesday 24 September 2014 19:41

Why would he blame you? Are you a supervisor or something? If it's your job to keep people out YDI. If not fyl.

Crenny 16

Wednesday 24 September 2014 19:42

Bums can have bum love too

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