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By Anonymous - 24/09/2014 13:58 - United States

Today, I went to use the porta potty at the construction site I work at and found two homeless people having sex in it. I almost got fired, because my advisor blamed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2017 12:00

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 17:39 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML

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By Dhagiik - 24/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Oak Park

Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2018 01:30

Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML

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Industrial logs

By wow - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

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alex_the_tiger 14

Wednesday 24 September 2014 18:40

And how could that possibly be your fault?

FrostHeart 36

Wednesday 24 September 2014 18:40

You know you have a smart boss when he blames you for 2 strangers having sex

Comments

edward80 18

Wednesday 24 September 2014 23:16

I'm just wondering in which position were they having sex

titusswan 6

Thursday 25 September 2014 0:17

You shouldn't have watched them man...

CaptainRR 20

Thursday 25 September 2014 0:38

So... How is this your fault again?

shanannygians07 28

Thursday 25 September 2014 2:16

Were you videotaping them and he caught you? Otherwise I'm confused.

daughternature 7

Thursday 25 September 2014 3:04

I would like to ask your boss how on earth this would be your fault.

jen_duchimaza 8

Thursday 25 September 2014 4:38

Omg

doublewall 6

Thursday 25 September 2014 4:51

let's not try to hide that it was indeed your fault. :P

slushie101 5

Thursday 25 September 2014 5:25

that is hardly your fault.

Mike_Oxhard 14

Thursday 25 September 2014 5:33

Wow, that's really shitty.

Blue_wolf74 1

Thursday 25 September 2014 5:59

If the porta potty is uh rockin... Dont come uh knockin... -Will Ferrell

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