Work: Today, I went to use the porta potty at the construction site...

By Anonymous - 24/09/2014 13:58 - United States

Today, I went to use the porta potty at the construction site I work at and found two homeless people having sex in it. I almost got fired, because my advisor blamed me. FML

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Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML

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By Also homeless - 16/08/2023 00:02

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By Embarrassed ass. - 23/10/2015 04:05 - United States - Oregon City

Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2017 12:00

Today, I worked construction building a hotel. I was taking out the trash when I suddenly felt an extreme urge to poop. I ran into one of the rooms and found an empty cardboard box to poop into. Finished, I closed the box and made my way to the door. I then saw my boss staring at me from the closet. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 17:39 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML

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By Dhagiik - 24/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Oak Park

Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2018 01:30

Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML

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Industrial logs

By wow - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

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alex_the_tiger 14

Wednesday 24 September 2014 18:40

And how could that possibly be your fault?

FrostHeart 36

Wednesday 24 September 2014 18:40

You know you have a smart boss when he blames you for 2 strangers having sex

Comments

edward80 18

Wednesday 24 September 2014 23:16

I'm just wondering in which position were they having sex

titusswan 6

Thursday 25 September 2014 0:17

You shouldn't have watched them man...

CaptainRR 20

Thursday 25 September 2014 0:38

So... How is this your fault again?

shanannygians07 28

Thursday 25 September 2014 2:16

Were you videotaping them and he caught you? Otherwise I'm confused.

daughternature 7

Thursday 25 September 2014 3:04

I would like to ask your boss how on earth this would be your fault.

jen_duchimaza 8

Thursday 25 September 2014 4:38

Omg

doublewall 6

Thursday 25 September 2014 4:51

let's not try to hide that it was indeed your fault. :P

slushie101 5

Thursday 25 September 2014 5:25

that is hardly your fault.

Mike_Oxhard 14

Thursday 25 September 2014 5:33

Wow, that's really shitty.

Blue_wolf74 1

Thursday 25 September 2014 5:59

If the porta potty is uh rockin... Dont come uh knockin... -Will Ferrell

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