Miscellaneous: Today, I went to Walgreen's for a tub of Vaseline. The old guy...

By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I went to Walgreen's for a tub of Vaseline. The old guy at the counter looked at me, winked, and said, "Not having too much luck with the ladies, eh?" He was right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 082

You deserved it 13 982

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 564

You deserved it 10 548

Spotted

By Taylor D - 07/08/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 210

You deserved it 4 516

By noantiquesforme - 30/03/2015 18:39 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 752

You deserved it 2 731

By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I needed to buy Vagisil. I went to the grocery store so I could use the self check-out. My item rung up incorrectly, so a girl came to help. She was new and having trouble, so she called more people to help. I ended up having five people around me talking about my Vagisil purchase. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 281

You deserved it 4 578

By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 04:00

Today, I made eye-contact with a cute guy in a store. Too bad he saw me buying anti-diarrhea medicine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 779

You deserved it 218

By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 292

You deserved it 12 379

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 06:45 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while waiting in line to get my medication, a man who just got his prescription looked me up and down and said "Penis pills, right? Ya look like the type." Then he walked out as a couple of other guys in line started snickering. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 758

You deserved it 1 816

By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 871

You deserved it 4 425

By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 481

You deserved it 5 354

By anonymous - 11/04/2009 13:23 - United States

Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said to me "Young lady, please consider us on your way out." Thinking they were hitting on me, I rolled my eyes and said "Screw you." When I walked back outside, I realized they were asking for AIDS donations. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 531

You deserved it 86 237

pb_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 1:24

Obviousy he hasn't either because he knows exactly what to do with that.

jennaleigh 0

Monday 30 March 2009 1:23

This is gross, but pretty amusing.

Comments

ammali 0

Monday 30 March 2009 15:19

#29, omg that happened to me once actually, and I wasn't even buying it for me; my friend was too embarrassed to get it for herself. Lucky I came up with the perfect response. I looked at her with a fake shy expression and said "Actually my husband and I have been trying for a baby..." and patted my stomach kind of hopefully. (I was 20 at the time but I looked younger.) She was speechless!

ammali 0

Monday 30 March 2009 15:25

Oh, and OP--what you totally should have done was winked at him and said "nope, actually this IS for her... going to try the back door tonight" HAHA

_Coolness_ 0

Monday 30 March 2009 20:13

You disgust me,, lmaoO! That old man is awesome, haha. You must look like you gets no punanny! and he was obviously able to tell,, pathetic. >=)

Hollydolly 0

Monday 30 March 2009 21:18

LOL

MJ_Alexander 0

Monday 30 March 2009 21:40

btw the counter guy had no right to say anything like that

laffytaffy 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:32

hahahaha.. kinda sad but that's funny!

chelseybuns 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:57

Very sad. Im his girlfriend! He told me he'd stop this shit..... just because I won't have sex with him doesn't mean he has too....

why_me777 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:24

# 33 it said it WAS true....

rschreiber 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:38

Consumer Relations Contact Information Phone: toll-free (800) 925-4733 7:30 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. Central Time, Monday thru Friday Address: Walgreen Company Consumer Relations 200 Wilmot Road, Mail Stop #L428 Deerfield, IL 60015 Let Walgreens know about this man's inappropriate behavior towards a customer :)