Miscellaneous: Today, I went to Walgreen's for a tub of Vaseline. The old guy...

By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I went to Walgreen's for a tub of Vaseline. The old guy at the counter looked at me, winked, and said, "Not having too much luck with the ladies, eh?" He was right. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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By Taylor D - 07/08/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML

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By noantiquesforme - 30/03/2015 18:39 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I needed to buy Vagisil. I went to the grocery store so I could use the self check-out. My item rung up incorrectly, so a girl came to help. She was new and having trouble, so she called more people to help. I ended up having five people around me talking about my Vagisil purchase. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 04:00

Today, I made eye-contact with a cute guy in a store. Too bad he saw me buying anti-diarrhea medicine. FML

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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 06:45 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while waiting in line to get my medication, a man who just got his prescription looked me up and down and said "Penis pills, right? Ya look like the type." Then he walked out as a couple of other guys in line started snickering. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By anonymous - 11/04/2009 13:23 - United States

Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said to me "Young lady, please consider us on your way out." Thinking they were hitting on me, I rolled my eyes and said "Screw you." When I walked back outside, I realized they were asking for AIDS donations. FML

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pb_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 1:24

Obviousy he hasn't either because he knows exactly what to do with that.

jennaleigh 0

Monday 30 March 2009 1:23

This is gross, but pretty amusing.

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Needlenose 0

Monday 30 March 2009 6:13

@11, that would make you MORE suspicious, lol.

Inkspell 2

Monday 30 March 2009 6:21

now you will think of him whenever you use it!

Victoria2103 0

Monday 30 March 2009 6:49

Eww. Vaseline... that's so... thick and gloopy. Why do you need lube at all for manual stimulation?

boredsick123 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 23:51

you need to be a guy to know why

jSOPURE 3

Monday 30 March 2009 8:39

Wise, old sage. :)

SmoothTalker 0

Monday 30 March 2009 8:43

this is pretty ******* gross...fml and ydi for being such a desperate sicko

MTL_er 0

Monday 30 March 2009 9:25

Hahaha I can so picture this happening... kinda creepy that some old guy said that to you tho....makes you think what he does dunit ;)

WWiD 0

Monday 30 March 2009 9:35

Don't believe this one. If someone's not getting lucky and needs a tub of vas, his self-esteem is pretty low as is and is not going to go out and buy a tub of vas. He'll be too self-conscious. C'mon, a tub of vas?

cjlacz 0

Monday 30 March 2009 9:41

Just go to a read adult toy store and buy some lube. It may feel weird going in, but they don't look at you weird when you checkout. That's what everyone comes for after all.

Curtieeeez 0

Monday 30 March 2009 10:29

#2 + #17, lolol [x

UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Monday 30 March 2009 11:39

To all the people saying "you should be snarky back to him" or "you should get him fired" - grow the **** up. He was clearly just trying to be friendly, although somewhat misguided. Try assuming the best in people for once - it really makes your day better. Oh, and I second the comments suggesting you buy actual lube. People will assume you will be using it with a girl, not to **********.