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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By brad3720 - 14/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML

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By jimmyt420 - 29/11/2009 09:33 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML

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By Bigbaby - 11/06/2015 22:29 - United States - Ontario

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By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By HitbyIce - 07/02/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML

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By whywilson.. - 02/03/2010 01:17 - Canada

Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 00:58 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML

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By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

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Phlecks 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:09

Hey, **** all of you who won't admit to crying during a disney movie. Air Bud. Right here. If you didn't cry during Air Bud then your soul is a black pile of ash and evil.

jm88 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:03

What's it like to be put in place by a little girl?

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ThisIsTaboo 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:10

Whoever says "who cries during a Disney movie?" has obviously never seen Up.

emily4040 18

Sunday 3 August 2014 17:58

Or the fox and the hound

egaonogenki 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:10

That was a Pixar movie. I don't think they do EVERYTHING for Disney, do they? Now how do you know she's 7? She talked mighty well for a 7-year-old. Maybe she was a 12-year-old midget?

sammerz_88 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 22:57

Actually for all of you that keep going on about it being a Pixar film and NOT Disney... "On January 24, 2006, Pixar entered into an agreement with The Walt Disney Company to merge the two companies. The deal was approved by shareholders of both companies and the merger became effective on May 5, 2006. Pixar is now a wholly-owned subsidiary of The Walt Disney Company." And since they have been working together on every animated movie since '91 they have all been known as Disney-Pixar productions starting with the first Toy Story.

ssfchik17 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:11

#6 have u ever seen a Disney movie? everyone cries in bambi or the lion king.

chili_is_good 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 3:52

I don't.

aria78 19

Thursday 17 October 2013 21:08

bambi no. I never understood that one. deers are food, it happens.

loserloser 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:11

ROFL I cried too, don't feel bad. Luckily the theater was mostly empty when I went to go see it and my friends cried as well. :P

arf822 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:15

lol, dont worry i cried too! #5,#6, you guys are jerks, you have probably cried in those kinda movies too. At least the OP is being honest!

ilovefmlife 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:16

lol don't feel bad I cried every time he would see a picture of his wife or look at the cute little adventure scrapbook they had. sad movie :'[

KingTormax 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:17

I saw Up last night with my girlfriend. I'm a 26 year old guy and the first fifteen minutes of the movie had me, and everyone else there, in tears. It happens again later. It's supposed to make you cry. It's emotional. It's sad. The obnoxious little girl sitting next to you has no concept or clue about real life.