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By Shamdog48 - 11/04/2011 15:08 - United States

Today, I went to work at a chemotherapy clinic. After explaining to a patient about the risks and benefits of chemotherapy for his underlying metastatic lung cancer, he asks is it OK to smoke during chemotherapy. FML

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By nurse4life - 18/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Moultrie

Today, a patient at the hospital where I work asked me if he and his son could light up a joint. He was on oxygen, and serious. FML

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By Anto - 03/12/2008 06:11 - France

Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML

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By imobesejk - 17/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

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It's not what you think

By youmindyourownbusiness - 15/02/2013 05:53 - United States - Genoa

Today, I walked past a few of my coworkers sitting outside smoking. As I got a whiff of the smoke, I coughed. They immediately started to defend their habit, and I was told to "mind my own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke. FML

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You deserved it 4 189

By bananayellowteeth - 03/05/2009 08:37 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist. After drilling my teeth for what seemed like hours, he gave me a long speech about how if I continue to smoke, the yellowing of my teeth won't be the only problem. I don't smoke. I never have. FML

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By GlowInTheDark - 09/12/2011 07:41 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML

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You deserved it 3 969

Trust the science

By Wtf - 29/04/2011 16:09 - Canada

Today, my doctor told me my asthma was being triggered by my dad's smoking. He wrote a note to my dad, asking him to refrain from smoking while around me. My dad took one look at the note, then threw it in the trash, saying the doctor "doesn't know what he's talking about." FML

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NOT NOW!

By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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You deserved it 1 050

By =( - 15/02/2015 14:52 - Australia

Today, once again I tried to convince my dad to stop smoking. And once again, while I was speaking, he lit up a cigarette and smoked until my asthma flared up and I was wheezing so hard that I had to leave the room. FML

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By Mattrd - 05/02/2013 00:42 - United States

Today, my coworker told me that I needed to quit smoking because it was making me look and smell horrible. I've never smoked in my life. FML

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You deserved it 3 942

Madiluvscookies 0

Monday 11 April 2011 18:59

Wow. Someone either really wants to die, or they're just plain stupid. >.>

hedgerow 0

Monday 11 April 2011 19:00

Yeah, it is. Smoke kills the cancer-cells right?

Comments

xnormanraganx 0

Monday 11 April 2011 19:33

I hope he dies.

lmaoatall 6

Monday 11 April 2011 19:39

ya, now say that to his family and friends. I'm sure they would appreciate those consoleing words. **** their lives too.

phatdaddy62 23

Monday 11 April 2011 19:40

Umm, he will. Soon.

PSQ91 6

Monday 11 April 2011 22:29

You should burn in hell for saying that you moron.

IamTheCavalist 0

Monday 11 April 2011 19:36

Hahahaha omfg this is the funniest FML I've read in a while haha. YDI!

yuggi1 11

Monday 11 April 2011 19:42

Slap me the alphabet letters N and O.

yuggi1 11

Monday 11 April 2011 19:56

Rofl. Slap him* Now I sound like a masochist perv.

Jewelofagal 2

Monday 11 April 2011 19:42

Denial coupled with addiction is a dangerous combination.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Monday 11 April 2011 19:42

This is the result of television and tobacco executives brainwashing our past and current generations with subliminal messages that smoking will cause and cure all of your problems. I learned from TV that smoking can cause and cure gingivitis, cholera, Hansen's disease, lung cancer (applicable in this case), tiny dick syndrome (looking at you, KaySL), and smoking.

thecovert 7

Monday 11 April 2011 19:46

Well, is it or not??

enonymous 8

Monday 11 April 2011 19:48

Tell him he can smoke when the do not smoke sign is turned off.

animejen1988 9

Monday 11 April 2011 19:49

That's ridiculous. What's the point of chemo then? He obviously doesn't care if he dies.

Barney_Rubble_75 0

Monday 11 April 2011 21:08

thanks for pointing that out. ;)

perdix 29

Monday 11 April 2011 19:54

Smoke 'em if you got 'em! Why bother with the chemo? You're just going to make him nauseous and bald in his final days. **** the chemo -- he needs to start checking off bucket list items and puff away.