Work and Health: 420 BLAZE IT BRO!!! - FML

420 BLAZE IT BRO!!!

By nurse4life - 18/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Moultrie

Today, a patient at the hospital where I work asked me if he and his son could light up a joint. He was on oxygen, and serious. FML

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By Anto - 03/12/2008 06:11 - France

Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML

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NOT NOW!

By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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Fire hasard

By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 18:23 - United States - Ridge

Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML

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By Shamdog48 - 11/04/2011 15:08 - United States

Today, I went to work at a chemotherapy clinic. After explaining to a patient about the risks and benefits of chemotherapy for his underlying metastatic lung cancer, he asks is it OK to smoke during chemotherapy. FML

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By wah wah "you raised him" - 22/04/2014 18:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML

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By =( - 15/02/2015 14:52 - Australia

Today, once again I tried to convince my dad to stop smoking. And once again, while I was speaking, he lit up a cigarette and smoked until my asthma flared up and I was wheezing so hard that I had to leave the room. FML

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High times

By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 00:00

Today, I got a call from my brother, saying he was losing his mind at work and did not feel well. I went to pick him up. Turns out he decided to try weed for the first time at work and was high AF. Now I'm the little brother babysitting a 35 year-old man child. FML

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Crisis control

By Cuntlette - 11/04/2014 16:38 - Australia - Brighton

Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2024 18:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, after three weeks of calling the office and telling them how much she needed it, my mom's doctor finally agreed to give her an oxygen tank. She died last night. FML

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Trust the science

By Wtf - 29/04/2011 16:09 - Canada

Today, my doctor told me my asthma was being triggered by my dad's smoking. He wrote a note to my dad, asking him to refrain from smoking while around me. My dad took one look at the note, then threw it in the trash, saying the doctor "doesn't know what he's talking about." FML

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pjsr 32

Sunday 19 February 2017 2:14

Stupid man go boom!

alternative-facts 6

Sunday 19 February 2017 2:37

Hopefully he's not dumb enough to smoke it while breathing the oxygen!

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evilplatypus 38

Sunday 19 February 2017 2:06

My father is on oxygen and was proscribed marijuana.

alternative-facts 6

Sunday 19 February 2017 2:37

Hopefully he's not dumb enough to smoke it while breathing the oxygen!

runswithlions 3

Sunday 19 February 2017 4:04

Marijuana isn't the problem, his choice in how he's taking it is the problem. You can drink it in tea and it's waaaay less harmless for someone especially in his situation than it would be to smoke it.

pjsr 32

Sunday 19 February 2017 2:14

Stupid man go boom!

popaulina 8

Sunday 19 February 2017 2:17

Just be glad they asked before they lit the entire place up

BeachMammal 8

Sunday 19 February 2017 2:34

A lot of cigarette smokers on oxygen because of lung disease blow or burn themselves up -- usually at home.

Rodville 28

Sunday 19 February 2017 17:23

I'm still amazed my grandma didn't blow herself up doing that.

HaleyMeredith 13

Sunday 19 February 2017 3:35

This is some 'Frank and Carl Gallagher' from 'Shameless' type of FML.

hugtrees13 16

Sunday 19 February 2017 5:34

A vaporizer would be better than a joint -especially in his case

MrEpicSqueaky101 18

Sunday 19 February 2017 6:15

At least he's sharing with his son. Hahaha.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 19 February 2017 7:54

That would light up the whole joint.

Vijay Kamboj 15

Sunday 19 February 2017 11:07

THIS IS CALLED JOINT FAMILY.

sasquatchius 3

Sunday 19 February 2017 12:14

Why not? Just make him do it outside where no innocents can be harmed. Let nature take its course.

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