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By Shamdog48 - 11/04/2011 15:08 - United States

Today, I went to work at a chemotherapy clinic. After explaining to a patient about the risks and benefits of chemotherapy for his underlying metastatic lung cancer, he asks is it OK to smoke during chemotherapy. FML

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By nurse4life - 18/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Moultrie

Today, a patient at the hospital where I work asked me if he and his son could light up a joint. He was on oxygen, and serious. FML

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By Anto - 03/12/2008 06:11 - France

Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML

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By imobesejk - 17/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

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It's not what you think

By youmindyourownbusiness - 15/02/2013 05:53 - United States - Genoa

Today, I walked past a few of my coworkers sitting outside smoking. As I got a whiff of the smoke, I coughed. They immediately started to defend their habit, and I was told to "mind my own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke. FML

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By bananayellowteeth - 03/05/2009 08:37 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist. After drilling my teeth for what seemed like hours, he gave me a long speech about how if I continue to smoke, the yellowing of my teeth won't be the only problem. I don't smoke. I never have. FML

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By GlowInTheDark - 09/12/2011 07:41 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML

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Trust the science

By Wtf - 29/04/2011 16:09 - Canada

Today, my doctor told me my asthma was being triggered by my dad's smoking. He wrote a note to my dad, asking him to refrain from smoking while around me. My dad took one look at the note, then threw it in the trash, saying the doctor "doesn't know what he's talking about." FML

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NOT NOW!

By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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By =( - 15/02/2015 14:52 - Australia

Today, once again I tried to convince my dad to stop smoking. And once again, while I was speaking, he lit up a cigarette and smoked until my asthma flared up and I was wheezing so hard that I had to leave the room. FML

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By Mattrd - 05/02/2013 00:42 - United States

Today, my coworker told me that I needed to quit smoking because it was making me look and smell horrible. I've never smoked in my life. FML

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Madiluvscookies 0

Monday 11 April 2011 18:59

Wow. Someone either really wants to die, or they're just plain stupid. >.>

hedgerow 0

Monday 11 April 2011 19:00

Yeah, it is. Smoke kills the cancer-cells right?

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underpaid011 0

Monday 11 April 2011 23:12

great! and we wonder why health care costs are so high. switch his chemotherapy drugs for saline. it will save money AND make the medicine available to someone who actually wants to live.

Boomer21 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 0:23

He should step aside and give someone more deserving a chance to live. F the life of whoever really needs the chemotherapy but doesn't have the ability to get the treatment.

mousekiller 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 2:32

so true!

Erindub 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 0:47

I'd say go for it, hes gonna die any ways : )

wriptidez 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:03

maybe he thinks its too late? my cousin beat lung cancer .... it was a miracle forsure

mattmadden 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:14

Wow FYL somebody asked you a serious question. Poor you! You were forced to answer it weren't you? Not to be a jerk, but who the heck cares? If anybody should be complaining, it should be the guy with cancer. Think about stuff you post next time...

outlawdope 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:16

how is this a fyl? he is the dumb ass ydi for posting

soccerscout7 6

Tuesday 12 April 2011 2:05

he's an idiot. it could kill him faster (to all those saying that smoking is fine). and her life sucks because she was to work with people all day and watch them die.