Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then...

By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML

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By rozziepop - 30/03/2012 05:37 - United States - Visalia

Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML

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By thornrose22 - 01/11/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

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By 911 - 13/11/2008 03:57 - France

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 8 July 2012 16:26

Snot the end of the world.

zachherbert 10

Sunday 8 July 2012 16:52

I think this relationship is snot going to work. But who nose, she's the one who picked that booger.

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pwnman 33

Sunday 8 July 2012 21:00

Why do I feel like this story already exists?

Leslier_fml 4

Sunday 8 July 2012 21:47

Eww...all those geems he took back in could create an infection.

dead_insects 18

Sunday 8 July 2012 22:56

*shudder*

princessmollysue 9

Monday 9 July 2012 0:44

I really don't know what to say .....

Jamie1806 8

Monday 9 July 2012 1:09

I'd love to hear his explanation for that...

babe7260 30

Monday 9 July 2012 1:37

That's ******* disgusting!!!!!

SarcasticGuy 5

Monday 9 July 2012 1:37

I'm guessing he has a strong immune system?

ebfbruh 0

Monday 9 July 2012 3:48

I'll have to try that sometime.

LuckyLynx7732 5

Monday 9 July 2012 4:14

I hope you mean ex-boyfriend, because that is a deal breaker.

doglover100 28

Monday 9 July 2012 4:17

Gross. I'd like to know why he did that.

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