Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then...

By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML

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By rozziepop - 30/03/2012 05:37 - United States - Visalia

Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML

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Do it again

By thornrose22 - 01/11/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

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By 911 - 13/11/2008 03:57 - France

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 8 July 2012 16:26

Snot the end of the world.

zachherbert 10

Sunday 8 July 2012 16:52

I think this relationship is snot going to work. But who nose, she's the one who picked that booger.

Comments

challan 19

Sunday 8 July 2012 17:11

A professor told us that boogies are full of germ fighting antibodies... Which is why they've made their way out of the body. He said eating them probably is a good thing not bad. Still... You won't catch me slurping up snot.

HelloGuys 4

Sunday 8 July 2012 17:15

Maybe, he didn't have anything to whip it with?

whatsup215 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 17:21

His shirt ...

HelloGuys 4

Sunday 8 July 2012 17:53

Some people don't like their shirt getting snot on it... It attracts a lot of stares also

hockeyoceancity 13

Sunday 8 July 2012 18:21

I like whipping my nose too.

linkinpark98 23

Sunday 8 July 2012 19:03

I whip my nose back and forth!

HelloGuys 4

Monday 9 July 2012 6:53

People make mistakes honey. It was a typo if you didn't notice.

whatsup215 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 17:15

You already kiss him and what not but at least he didn't take a shit then wipe it with his hand. Or maybe he has and he just didn't tell you ...

Steve95401 49

Sunday 8 July 2012 17:32

At Christmas, he could sneeze and then use it for tinsel on the tree.

brandy1 5

Sunday 8 July 2012 17:39

OK the sneezing in the hands I can see. The licking part? Thats a little gross if you ask me. Next time let him wipe it on your shirt. You would if you loved him.