Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles...

By footfood - 27/06/2011 14:56 - Slovenia

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

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By caitplaysguitar - 09/02/2010 14:56 - United States

Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet. And then fling it at me. FML

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By feckingnasty - 26/01/2018 19:00

Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML

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By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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We all do it. Don't we?

By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 07:30 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML

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Smells like victory

By Gagging - 15/06/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML

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Etiquette

By FootFlakes - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Boston

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend once again that the dry skin she picks off her feet belong in the trash, not on our coffee table. FML

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By ScottyB - 22/12/2014 08:05 - United States - Peabody

Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML

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Yeet the feet

By SalonGirl - 10/03/2009 11:55 - United States

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

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By bloom - 17/12/2008 04:10 - France

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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Badshah29 6

Monday 27 June 2011 19:03

canibalism

jutyjaty 9

Monday 27 June 2011 19:03

dude. new girl

Comments

cpcoyles 2

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:17

*gag* literally just puked in my mouth..dirty!

camelcaseftw 1

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:30

sexy

kingjames4life 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:31

ohh god. she's a keeper..

ascott1127 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:34

That is disgusting. Leave her :x

MaggTob2011 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:49

she's a keeper

muscleglasses 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:51

lol first thing that came to my mind: how many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Alexzmoo 5

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:39

does it taste like sherbert to her?! thats revolting!

cupcake567 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:55

that's not gross?

KickItHigh 32

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:56

Ok... This is another form of OCD, maybe. Only if she does that constantly.

hazumu_fml 8

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:57

ewwwwwwwwwwww, that is disgusting. sounds like mouth wash times a thousand is needed.

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