By Queensland - 17/07/2015 04:12 - Australia

Today, I witnessed the most awful park job ever. Without thinking, I found a piece of paper and wrote on the back, "Nice park, asshole". Turns out it was an old airline boarding pass, and my name, address and phone number were neatly displayed with the message. FML
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Queensland 27

Hey guys OP here. No stabbings or death threats as of yet, but still keeping low for a few days. Additionally, I highly doubt that the vehicle owner would come to my house as this happened in Sydney and I live in Brisbane! When I get back home, however, I assume I'll have a letter or two... :) I'm not too worried though. The idiot is a Subaru driver, he'll probably pussy out. P.S. Up the maroons!!

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Top comments

Dreamsorrow93 24

Someone is going to get a very strongly worded letter... Or stabbed. Either or really.

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Miss_Mandi 29

Next thing you know, you're going to get a condom taped to your front door with the note "Don't have kids."

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Comments

no0ne0890 29

Sucks for you but good, I'm tired of people that don't know how to park.

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DocBastard 38

This episode is just as stupid as the bank robber who used his own deposit slip to write the "PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG" note. Now when the flaming bag of dog poo shows up at your front door, you'll know exactly who it's from.

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

Well not exactly who. Obviously it's the poor parker, but that's still an anonymous person.

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nfedrichy 20

I'm sure it was a joke or #6 is monumentally stupid. Either way don't feed him. Just dislike and move on. Unless you find it funny.

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carebear1228 20

there was an fml exactly like this before.

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GreyJedi 10

I'd start sending OP random foods. Or play-doh.

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joeymo304 9

When they show up at your house just hug them and thank them for finding it in the parking lot

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MRSwick2525 23

Not sure that would work #23. Since OP did say nice park job, ASSHOLE.

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Nessco 36

Since when do airline boarding passes have your address and phone number printed on them anyway.

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