By danii - 04/10/2011 01:19 - Reserved

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML
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ariannaimelda 7

Instead of writing an FML you could be cleaning! Priorities my friend

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robc32ca 4

Sounds like a memorable evening you will cherish forever.

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Peashout 3

Hint: those aren't your friends. Unless you helped in the carnage your better off without people that ruin your (parents) house

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Kayokku 1

You should probably get yourself checked out... you could have caught them all.

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randyrko2 0

Why are you wasting your time on every thing other than cleaning

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Nitial 6

Hmm... If your ceiling is white you could remove the bottom of that Oreo, and maybe the creme will be camouflaged?

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stevieb123 7

R u a girl and r your friends

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jerjy1 5

and you're here rather than cleaning up, good job! FYL

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