By danii - 04/10/2011 01:19 - Reserved

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML
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ariannaimelda 7

Instead of writing an FML you could be cleaning! Priorities my friend

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alohapeople 0

You apparently had enough time to fml this

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Jawa99 9

Why are you posting this if you only have an hour? "Oh, gee, multiple objects are glued on the ceiling, the furniture is all outside, mom and pop are due home in an hour...guess I'd better hit FML!"

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physicist48 0

You deserve it because you should know your friends better than that.

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Bethanytaylor96 5

this sounds so fake..

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katt_is_here 24

I'm not sure if all the people who are like "Why are you posting this if you only have an hour! You're dumb! etc" are stupid or just have no idea how this site works.... ALL FMLs start with "Today" and end in "FML." This FML could have happened months ago. SMH.

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wiredream 0

party hard ! but clean up as much as you can now.

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blink831forever 13

OP, WTF?! Hope you can get it all cleaned up in time! I doubt it but good luck.

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