By danii - 04/10/2011 01:19 - Reserved

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML
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ariannaimelda 7

Instead of writing an FML you could be cleaning! Priorities my friend

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gschr95 0

Stop posting on FML and start cleaning...

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TinyLittleSilver 4

Someone wasted a little time writing this FML instead of cleaning. Silly. :)

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me_the_maniak 14

which pokemon?

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danbo659 0

pokemon? seriously? how old are you? 10?

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Zomg_Okay 26

Just because you had an incomplete childhood doesn't mean you can rip on pokémon.

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Iknoweverything 29

Usually I tend to disaprove of irresponsible behavior blamed on the friends... but I'm actually impressed! Especially since it has to be hard to glue eggs to the ceiling when they are round.

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cutiepie343 7

Ok, so there's one hour until your parents get home, and you're on your computer writing an FML about it?!? Haha OP, totally something I would do.

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llamalpaca382 13

Tis quite possible he has the FML app on his phone, which would make the FML writing much quicker. This comment is brought to you by the FML app on my iPod :)

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mydadpulledout 17

hell yeah, that's what I call the definition of a good time, just hope nobody ended up pregnant

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