By danii - 04/10/2011 01:19 - Reserved

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML
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ariannaimelda 7

Instead of writing an FML you could be cleaning! Priorities my friend

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Maynyrd 0

Awesome job picking your friends. I wish my friends hated me that much.

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BeibertSmitor 10

Pictures of last night ended up online, I'm screwed. Oh well. It's a blacked out blurb but I'm pretty sure it ruled. Damn. Last Friday night.

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smartguy13v 2

First off, you must have had one hell of a night. Hope it was worth it. Alright, but now you have to clean up, my best advice is to move everything inside, get your friends out, and go grab a chisel or a razor and check the garage for a ladder and some spare paint, pop the Oreos and coins and paint over to mask the missing paint. Now go grab a long sleeve shirt, and some pants and when your parents get home tell them you were very hungry and ate all the food. Hope this helps.

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xCherryx94 0

Look like you had a great night :) but this is where the big quesation come in "where the BROOM ?" ..... Lol better start cleaning.

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yaitsabovavrage 0

Dude.. I wanna party with you

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heartsxoxo 1

if that wasnt fun, i would hate to see what would happen if it was! lol

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Kornlover 9

Jigglypuff hates it when people fall asleep while she's singing.

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bogoldogg 0

sounds like a great fing nite

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kitsune3 20

Why are there so many ydi's on this? It's not OP's fault their friends decided to be assholes.

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night_saint 5

I'm so partying at your house

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