Intimacy: Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find a very gorgeous...

By feelthelove - 02/11/2009 18:08 - United States

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find a very gorgeous girl in my bed. Her only words to me were "did anything happen?" When I replied yes she began to cry. Nice to know I was someone's rock bottom. FML

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By drinkdrankdrunk - 27/09/2013 07:33 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML

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By ak. - 02/03/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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By Madmanmorton - 16/06/2011 18:34 - United States

Today, after a long night of drinking and partying, I woke up in my bed next to a beast of a woman. At least I know I made it home safely. FML

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By jimbop - 23/05/2009 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

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By depressed - 22/02/2010 07:23 - United States

Today, a girl I have been wanting for years told me she was drunk and needed me to take her home. On the way home she was very frisky and flirty, and I kept telling her to wait till we got to her place. When we finally arrived, she passed out on me and I was stuck there watching her sleep. FML

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By goblue - 21/12/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I was sleeping in my room when I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice in my apartment, followed by a thud. I walked out to find a drunk girl I've never met collapsed in my doorway. After puking all over the place, she had me call her father, who picked her up 10 minutes later. FML

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By Clader - 10/12/2008 03:09 - France

Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML

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By Matt - 13/07/2012 19:06 - United States

Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML

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By geniusdrunk - 09/08/2019 02:00

Today, after a month of sobriety, I woke up in my ex-girlfriend's house with absolutely no recollection as to how I got there. FML

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polico_wolf 0

Monday 2 November 2009 23:16

she probably has a boyfriend and is crying that she accidently cheated on him or maybe she's a virgin and she didnt want to lost her viginaty to a complete stranger of maybe she didnt want to have sex with a complete stranger it has nothing to do with you.

LemonadePink 0

Monday 2 November 2009 23:17

Dude, that's just the way most girls are. Guys think it's awesome to hook up with random hot girls. Girls...actually give a **** about sleeping with random guys, well girls that aren't ****** care anyway. She just ****** up, drank too much and had a random hook up. It has nothing to do with YOU, just herself. Get over yourself.

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besskelly123 0

Friday 6 November 2009 23:53

i feel for the girl. she might have had a boyfriend. or something. i mean if i had drunken sex with someone id become upset afterwards as well. its nothing personal i can bet u. shes probably just upset.

Blue_Deamon 0

Friday 13 November 2009 0:50

I dont get why people feel for the girl, she was drunk not passed out when it happened. Drunk or not you still have morals and know what your doing if she didnt want to she wouldnt have done it. Ive been plenty drunk plenty of times never once did something stupid that i didnt want to do.

psychoxxxinvader 3

Monday 28 December 2009 22:00

She probably had a boyfriend or moral reasons. However, if she was so "moral" she probably wouldn't have gotten so drunk in the first place. You: keep it in your pants because one night stands just make you look like a man *****. The girl: if you can't handle the alcohol don't ******* drink.

kesha_fml 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:18

score

Secret_Fire_King 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 9:29

No, I see it all the time in movies.. If the chick was drunk, you raped her.. If you were drunk, well, that is no excuse for raping a chick.. ----- But *hi-five* OP.. You just tapped that..

scabrakazaam 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 9:01

Why does everyone find it funny if its the chick but have sympathy if its a guy? Thats a lame double standard. Regardless of whats on the inside, he's still fugly.

ucanhascheezburg 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 0:35

she probably had HIV and just gave it you. LOL

lovehelena 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 18:10

louis ck

bella789 8

Wednesday 9 March 2011 16:03

awwh! it's probably because she was still a virgin and didn't want you to be the one to take her virginity! or maybe she is married ( not to possible though). it's probably not u, unless u really feel like your Rock bottom //:.